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This feels a little like when kids that graduated years ago stop by their high school to say “hey.”

WOOHOO! Another billion people who will get married before me LOL

HOORAYYYYYYYY!!!!! Now my dads can get married anywhere they want and that is SO FUCKING AWESOME OMGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that only makes the 1092840945985th time that song was used as a wedding song since its release!

I’d say ‘thank you’ but I don't mean it.

HAHAHA look at Kim K pretending to type on the internet machine.

[Kris said] Bruce was often angry and upset during the last years of their marriage. “He was married to me and he wasn’t who he wanted to be so he was miserable...It was the most passive-aggressive things I think I’ve ever experienced...Why would you want to be married and have kids if this is what you wanted since

Certified smoke show.

Wow! She looks fantastic! This is such an important moment and I’m so proud of her! It must feel so good to finally be herself.

So umm I shouldn’t try it then?

10 points Gryffindor!

I’ve been wondering what she’s been up to! Get it, Miss Jackson!

On The Daily Show, Jon Stewart tackled Jeb (pronounced Heb) and his struggles in the best way, by using pull quotes.

No. Would bang Grimace tho.

I bet Mary Kate had the deer tick bite Ashley as revenge for all the years of being “the pretty one.” Yeah.

Holy mother of manicure, Tammy!

I can relate to this. IKEA is one place my boyfriend and I cannot go into together without ending up in a fight. Ikea and also The Gap.

You’re doing it, Bobby!

Oh I thought she invented Post It’s