Excellent use of neon lights.

I was just walking to the bus like 10 minutes ago and saw a woman walking ahead and two men were following close behind her saying absolutely filthy things. It made me so mad for her. She stopped to wait for the same bus as me and after the men passed, her and I had a conversation about how awful and degrading it is…

I’m 26 and I bought a bunch of clothes at Abercrombie last month AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS! They ditched the moose and lowered their prices WAY down. Really cute stuff.

I wish there were 1000 more pictures! I’m getting a contact high.

Blue Ivy Carter is SO BEAUTIFUL OMG

This! I watched this one (of many) times when I was stoned in 2008 and it completely blew my mind. She stays exactly the same, but completely changes with every voice. Someone get high and back me up on this.

She may not have actually gone “under the knife” but she most definitely was injected with some needles. To be fair, if I had had enough disposable income/distracted parents to get all the plastic surgery I wanted to get when I was 17, I would look like a cartoon character too. Or maybe I’d look amazing. I dunno, I’m…

I’ve been a member since 1998

MOTHER FUCKIN JIM BRICKMAN THO. I owe so much blissful sleep to the twinkling of his magic piano. Also, Yo Yo Ma.

It’s kind of like the late 90’s show “Great Pretenders” hosted by Fergie when she was still Stacy. And hey, maybe it will be cancelled just as fast!

I wish I was wearing a microphone every time I called someone a “fucking asshole.” You go, Brit Brit.

This makes me so sad. Sobriety is fucking HARD. I couldn’t imagine fighting such a personal battle this publicly. She needs to get the fuck off of this show. It’s pure toxicity for someone in early recovery and probably any stage of recovery for that matter. I wish that for one second Bravo would worry about what’s…

Wicked proud to be from New Hampshire right now. Maybe next one of our fashion trends will sweep the nation, like formal sweatpants or year round Uggs! Yeah!

Sex rules, but Netflix lasts way longer (sometimes longer than I care to admit). And I'm in the maintenance sex stage of my relationship, so sometimes I'd just rather watch TV.

Her smile always looks like she's kind of excited, but also a little scared? I love it.

My new new years resolution is to master the "Awkward Britney" smile. She's so good at that!

What's up Bob Dole?

So women are made from ribs? Mmmm.

That's good since she has the least personality of all of them.

Damnit! I get too excited when I think about the Spice Girls. Now I'm not gonna be able to sleep.