Spice up your life!

There are two types of people in the world. Kelly Clarkson fans and LIARS.

Looking at Giada's face makes me feel like I am SO HIGH.

Some people just really love ketchup I guess.

I played softball in high school with a girl who refused to give a blow job without ketchup. She carried a bottle around in her purse like a real freak. But she's married and I'm not so maybe she was on to something? Barf.

such footwork.

SO FIERCE. He makes me want to lip sink for... my... life life life life.

I love the dancers with no music.

There were dildos coming out of the wall, there was a giant mechanical penis for people to ride—just a lot of peen happening. Ah, 22.

It just goes to show, if you can't beat it, use it as a pillow <3

I miss Callie :(

Dammit I looked right into Hillary and Anna's eyes.

Somebody get this pup a trampoline, stat!

Amy Poehler is my hero.

Oh good, now I don't have to wonder anymore. Thanks DVF!

mannn I really loved it until I hated it.

Which dating site did they meet on? Was it match.bomb?

Before clicking I thought this might be about Paris Hilton, but I don't think she would be humiliated by a butt plug or a giant inflatable anything.

DOJ meet DOGE