Thank you for inviting me here today to the Necklines That Accentuate Michelle Obama's Arms Luncheon

Here is a Danae losing her shit over a corgi losing his shit on a pumpkin

Now I officially can't use this anymore!

They can have my heart. Winter is coming, I won't need it. #chicago

10am-1pm is 3 hours tho. #math Also, I've done the whole "hooking up with my ex post break up with no intention of getting back together" thing, we did it for years actually. While it's nice to know where your next meal is coming from (sex) it always ends up sad when one of you ultimately moves on. So if you're gonna…

Now maybe "Here Comes Honey BooBoo" will end too!!!

My name's Madison and I approve this message.

I guess this is leak week 2014.

My dad came out to me when I was 16 and I couldn't imagine having any reaction other than love. I'm glad to see the internet being used for good here. I hope he is smart with the money and keeps being awesome.

If Britney can survive 2007 she can certainly survive this. At least her father shielded her from public embarrassment and kept the trolls under their bridges. No matter how you look at it, this is shitty for her. So I hope David Lucado's dick gets struck by lightning.

But the Hulk doesn't even wear a shirt.

I say fuck the name. As long as they don't drive a VW Golf, we're cool.

Sir Mix-A-Lot

OMG I know. I went out with a bunch of people and they were all drinking and I wasn't and I still didn't touch any of them. NONE.

You know how if you see a picture of Morgan Freeman, whatever you're reading sounds like him in your head?

yup. #chillsitch

Someone should do an article that is solely comprised of Callie's descriptions of Justin Bieber.

So I guess upper abs are the new side boob?

Stop the crop!! (repeat X forever)

In my head I envisioned a rogue press on.