I wonder what version of this book was sitting on trump’s night stand.

Amazing. I want that fat orange motherfucker to go down in flames, before he does something that makes us all go down in flames/ nuclear fallout.

What is #trumpleaks? It sounds like an adult diaper.

I almost spit out a mouthful of food at the word “bulbous”. Happy new year, funny friend!

Aww, I wanted to find love in 2017!!! I love all the Jezzie commentators; this site was my haven during all the terrible events that happened last year. You are the smartest bunch of people I’ve ever cyber-met <3

I have some extra-special Schadenfreude regarding Mariah’s meltdown... she was screaming about her monitors, which meant she couldn’t hear her own singing. This happens a lot with outdoor venues. You can see in the part of her performance where she does “All I Want For Christmas is You” she keeps touching her ear…

I wouldn’t use the word “confusing”, but I would definitely say “complicated”. There are so many nuances of female friendship that make them incredibly rewarding, but both societal pressure (for us to compete, to put a man first, to always be “nice” during disagreements when resolving conflict sometimes requires…

I said the same thing in a comment above- my mom and sister live in Capitola & Santa Cruz, which are a farther distance from the tech companies but still have skyrocketing housing costs. Don’t forget that there are also USC students competing for housing; often their families will rent houses and charge multiple…

My mom lives in Capitola, which is a fair distance from San Francisco & Palo Alto, and property values have gone CRAZY. The tech workers seem willing to commute large distances, and the HWY 1 southward is so jammed from hours 2-6 because there aren’t any other major highways to head back down to where they’re living.…

He heard it was a package containing an intelligence briefing, and he freaked the fuck out... “GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!! I HAS INTELLIGENCE!!”

I just turned 46, and look a good 15 years younger than her. She’s a soulless husk of a woman, and I can’t believe she popped out 4 kids! She looks so unhealthy. I can’t imaging being a child and growing up with her as a mother.

Trump is like a hobo’s idea of what a billionaire is. Lay’s potato chips, FFS.

As though today wasn’t tense enough... anything else to freak out about?

“... the president-elect’s daughter, who, it’s no secret, has Trump’s ear to an alarming degree.”

He would accuse her of faking it, say it was an example of the dishonest lying press, and tell his security to drag her out. Oh, and tweet about what a pathetic loser she was for fainting, and since she’s a 4 it didn’t matter that she hit the floor and hurt herself. SAD!

This story almost makes me want to go on Yelp and write a scathing restaurant review, just for fun. Maybe I’ll translate it into Russian with the help of Google translate.

Even his restaurant is typical trump- he thinks that having his name on something is good enough; there doesn’t need to be any quality to back it up.

Great minds think alike (a-google)! Great trolling strategy.

Funny, the vibe that I get from the trump dynasty is less I, Claudius and more Flowers in the Attic.

I have bookmarked Google Translate, and posting on Facebook in Russian.