I guess you’re right, but it would be pretty magnificent if he did.

I used to go to the east end of Long Island during summer weekends from 2009-2012. The first year I was in Montauk a few times, then 2010 & 2011 was in Amagansett. 2012 was back in Montauk. When I stayed in Amagansett it was at a friend’s house tucked up in the woods, and the town itself was super-mellow and not…

“You think you know someone...” AWESOME.

I would love it if Kanye performs, and says, “This one is dedicated to our new First Lady, Melania Trump”, then launches into “Gold Digger”.

I hope there will be a Jezebel live-blog of the inauguration, with lots of alcoholic beverages of course. You would all be doing a great service to the American people; your suffering will not be in vain. Please please please????

I just wrote the same thing!!! That would be magic. Then there would be the footage of a black man getting dragged off stage and thrown out of the ball, proving further what trump thinks of anyone who isn’t kissing his wrinkled orange ass.

I gave Kanye a pass for years thanks to his going off script and blurting out “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.” Kanye, I think that pass has been revoked, at least for me. I know I’m just one person in the huge ocean of humanity, but this has to be rubbing other people the wrong way as well.

When I was growing up, the only Christmas album I remember my parents owning/ playing every year was The Jackson 5 Christmas album. It was actually very sweet, and the only Christmas songs that will make me smile when I hear them. Maybe some of that is just nostalgia, but I feel I need to post a positive comment for…

Yes. It’s a combination of maudlin sentimentality, Important Christian Values, and The True Meaning of Christmas. Manipulative clap-trap.

No shade from me for that! We all have songs that we know are objectively terrible yet can’t help but love. May you karaoke forever with Jesus and those fucking Christmas shoes!

There was an oldies station back in NYC that used to play Christmas music from the 1940s/50s/60s, and some very obscure shit came up now and then. One song called “The Deck of Cards” by Wink Martindale came up once or twice. It’s not a Christmas song, but since it does embrace Christian ideology I guess the station…

It is the best. Apparently some guy took it upon himself to do the little cartoon, and Patton Oswald loved it, allowed it to be posted officially.

You poor thing. Fucking Christmas Shoes and Domenick the Fucking Christmas Donkey. Trapped in a car. Truly the highway to hell.

Did you watch the video? I have watched it multiple times and it never fails to make me laugh.

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! The worst Christmas song is “Christmas Shoes”.

Forget this motherfucker; have you seen his pick for Secretary of State???? The CEO of Exxon Mobil, who has no experience with diplomatic affairs, and is a great friend of VLADIMIR PUTIN.

Plus of course ACA will be demolished. They had insurance through their workplaces, but if they didn’t, it would have destroyed their life financially for god knows how long. It’s so awful what these men (and women) want to do. I saw someone made a great comment to one of those shitty forced-birth fuckers that stand…

Can you believe that? When my friend got the bill (I guess it more of a statement showing all the expenses, since TFG they didn’t have to pay the 1.3million) she was totally stunned, but it for her such a smaller part of the grief they were going through that all she said was, “Talk about adding insult to injury.”…

Re: the cost of the kind of financial crisis that comes with having a child that has major medical problems and only lives a short time. A pregnant friend and her wife were totally ecstatic over having their baby, but she went into labor very early (I think it was barely 7 months) and gave birth to a tiny premature…

Don’t forget Bob Evan’s!! I was so bored there I’d drive the entire 270 highway (I think that was the highway #) that went in a giant circle around Columbus, blasting music. It was either that or go to a mall.