I got into a discussion with a trump voter yesterday- I expressed skepticism about the upcoming administration, and she said, “He’s already doing great! He saved 1400 jobs today!!” I asked where she saw that, and she posted a link to the CNN story where they detailed the Carrier air conditioner agreement reached with…

Lisa is wearing brown. She must really dislike Katie.

I feel like this could be a lovely dress on a completely different person who looks completely different and isn’t Katie. This doesn’t suit her at all. But honestly, I don’t know what would have looked good on her. She isn’t exactly stylish and doesn’t looked very pulled together most of the time.

I want to see Katie’s dress!!!! I have to go google now, damn it.

I’m trying to post a link for you to the song...

There’s a great podcast called Watch What Crappens that busts on all the Bravo shows; they’re hysterical. Last week they released a special remix of James Kennedy’s new single called “I’ve got your keys”. Go find it on iTunes- search for Watch What Crappens podcast; you’ll piss your pants laughing.

Wedding culture is lost on me too. I got married in Las Vegas, at Graceland chapel. It was really cute, not expensive, and we had an Elvis perform the ceremony. Then we blew a bunch of money having a week at the Bellagio in a beautiful suite, and just enjoyed pampering ourselves and being newlyweds. BTW, we’re…

Maybe that’s part of why this show is popular... I can totally see myself in the stupid drunk behavior (disclosure- I’m 18 years sober).

Oh, dear... Well, I guess it must lead to some lively debates after the show; at least it stops us from thinking about the political nightmare we’re about to slide into next year. Yay for distracting idiots! 

I thought the exact same thing. I mean, OMFG, she gave speeches to them!! Big Wall Street monsters that associated with Killary!! They’re so horrible and corrupt, let’s lock them u-.... wait, let’s HIRE them!

Knowing this cast, someone will probably wipe their ass with it and throw it in Katie’s face.

I believe it’s a small decorative towel you hang in your kitchen and never use... it’s just so unbearably twee and a waste of money to have this be your wedding invite. What would you do with a small decorative towel that has your soon-to-be-married friend’s name on it? Would you save it and treasure it? I mean, why…

Katie is being a straight-up asshole this year. Sending tea towels for invites??? Telling people who she can and can’t talk to? Constantly badgering poor, sweet weak-willed Tom over everything wedding related? Feeling the need to let Ariana she won’t be a bridesmaid (I hated Ariana last year, but forgave her with how…

I think we have a symbiotic relationship between these two- she feeds off his hatred to stay alive, and he slowly sucks away all her excess flesh to tuck away in his neck sac.

For the first time ever in my life, I applaud the big retail destinations of midtown!

OK, Fudgie the Whale was also used as a mold for Santa Claus, and Cookiepuss was also used as a mold for a snowman.

Hmm. I think Fudgie the Whale was just another ice cream mold shape they had laying around... I think that Cookiepuss came from a repurposed Tom Turkey ice cream mold.

I wonder where the 25 million will come from? He doesn’t have that “charity” to plunder anymore.

Silly you; I’m sure that all of Melania’s clothes will be from the IVANKA TRUMP COLLECTION! Also, they will all be manufactured in Chi- I mean, America!

Fuck our president elect dusty stale Cheeto left on the floor of the 7-11... his supporters seem to have a hard time distinguishing a difference between “politically correct” and “being a decent human being that cares about other human beings.”