It’s so strange to see the first season when he was normal & quite good-looking. Now that he’s blown up (from either alcohol, steroids, or just eating) his face looks like Cookiepuss (a Carvel cake; you all might be too young to remember this).

Just wait until we get First Lady Melania wearing $1500 shoes from Christian Louboutin.

Michelle Obama is intelligent, gorgeous, classy and charismatic. I’m so horrified this woman made that comment. I have a hard time believing anyone could say something that overtly racist, then claim we “misread” what she meant. FUCK YOU, YOU RACIST ASSHOLE.

I hear you. There were many factors that led to this frightening endpoint.

There was a soul??? You are far more charitable than I could ever be.

He should have looked into just licensing his name to the presidency, since that’s how he’s been making money for years.

I’d bet serious money (which for me would be up to a whole $10; that’s how broke I am) that Trump believes he could walk into a session of congress and just randomly fire people he doesn’t like. I’ve never understood the willingness his supporters had to completely overlook his lack of experience and policies. But,…

A friend of mine said that several of her Jewish friends voted for Trump because of his pro-Israel position, so that might have been part of it too.

Is that better or worse than Ann Coulter? I’m not sure which is more dreadful. I was waiting for Kellyanne Conway to be press secretary tbh.

I can’t wait for the State of the Union address. Do you think he’ll try to read stiffly and in a halting voice from a teleprompter? Or will he just “ad-lib” like he did during his whole campaign?

You forgot:

Example: our president elect Trump.

I’ve seen so many “If it had been Bernie, he would have swept the election!!!”. Yes, good old Saint Bernie.

I feel that so many people were butt-hurt by Bernie not getting the nomination that they simply refused to vote or chose idiot third party candidates in protest. I don’t know how much of a difference those people’s support for HRC would have made, but more people embracing her candidacy and enthusiastically…

I’ve been confusing news headlines with Onion headlines for months now!

Valhalla awaits! I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN!!!

I was confused about the language and went back to check her age. When I saw that yes, I read correctly that she’s 30, I automatically assumed that he meant “little” as in size. I don’t know if the guy who did this is large/ tall/ heavy, but I figured the officer meant that because she was physically smaller, it would…

I thought the exact same thing! Why weren’t the “good guys with guns” suddenly whipping them out (hahaha) to protect their lord and savior?

I had to steal your joke here. Too good to not repeat!!!

I’m surprised this didn’t end up on TLC. It seems to be right up their trash-strewn alley.