My favorite line: “Dead isn’t what it used to be.”

Google Guides needs to have a word with itself in there
I keep getting these requests “Hey, Sean. Jane has a question for you!”
And you open it up and it’s something about if they have fish on the menu.
Or if they’ll be showing Avengers on Thursday.
THAT’S WHAT GOOGLE IS FOR.
I’m here to tell you if there’s parking or a HC…

Lol, so basically you are feeling kind of indignant about that one small sentence?

I hope you will recover from this vile sight.

Starred for doing your research and citing it properly.

You “The Big Joker is the Guarantee Joker” nyuckas is wrong, wrong wrong. The Big Joker is the BIG. JOKER.

B-E-A-UTIFUL collection friend

This is fantastic, we’re going to put it in a post tomorrow.

I’m just glad he went with “someone from whom I bought cocaine” as opposed to the more colloquial “someone I bought cocaine from”.

The definition is right there in the New Obecky Dictionary:

Clever child;-)

I’ve never heard the phrase “technicolored yawn” before but now I’m stealing it from you.
*yoink*

It’s like how my great-great grandfather’s WWI draft registration card asked if he was “tall, medium, or short” and “slender, medium, or stout.” This is an official government document and all I can discern is that he was just like totally average.

My US Army buddy is an infantryman and when he gets home he sometimes brings me a MRE (Meal Ready to Eat). On the instructions for heating, you are instructed to place the MRE pouch against a “rock or something” and it’s hilarious.

It’s just an added detail to emphasize the turbulence; the exact number of those who took the technicolored yawn isn’t technically important.

“dancing inside a Baz Luhrmann church” from the article you are commenting on..

Yeah, this is one instance where I am def anti-gun control, know what I’m saying?

Holy crap his arms look massive in that sweater. I’m in love with him too.

I LOVED DEAD LIKE ME. Someone needs to revive it. It wasn't appreciated in it's time.

I thought she would, too. Such powerful charisma!