OH.

I’m not condoning murder, by the way, but she was crazy cold with that delivery.

She had ONE job!

How broken do you have to be in order to be a fixer?

So, are we just actively refusing to acknowledge what should be a very real case of PTSD with Olivia?

Never thought they would pull out a Princess Diana story for a Scandal storyline...

It’s SHITTY that he’s suggesting that her ONLY work has been to smile and wave. They should have quit the marriage a while ago (before the baby), but his speech just now made me think even less of him as a person.

I can’t tell if Mellie is hopeful or delusional. Maybe both?

Why does Olivia have to keep explaining to Fitz what his responsibilities are as a husband and President of the United States?

That Verizon commercial was even creepier than the current KFC ones.

How unfortunate.

WAIT A MINUTE. ARE THEY TOGETHER?!

I’m already crying at the idea of “we just wanted to be together, dead or alive.”

My body is ready!

Stress can keep you on your toes or help you (and others) to find some new solutions. Boredom, that just leads to...nothing. I mean, you can use the time to brush up on your professional skills, but you’ll also probably leave, so, unless you’re looking for that, I’d say boredom is worse.

I think people associate ‘Mr. and Ms./Mrs.’ with respect, and anything else as the complete opposite, which is simply not the case.

Oh, Eloise!

The island looks like a platypus.

Fuck him.

It was the actual USB port that got borked, not the receiver. That was (and still is) totally fine (with the help of some super glue).

It was the actual USB port that got borked, not the receiver. That was (and still is) totally fine (with the help of…