I'm gonna try this with getting out of bed in the morning. I'm still able to sleep through multiple alarms, but this might be the motivation change I need. (It's shifting the 'responsibility' from the alarms to me.)

Love that first .gif.

There's a huge difference between 'cleaning out' a closet and taking items from it. 40 minutes is a long damn time to be burgling someone's place, but that wouldn't be enough time to clear out a damn 3-story space (with only one person).

Between this and the defamation suit with her stepson, she's having like, the worst August ever.

Update from the source:

But her name is pronounced bee-yawn-say, so I don't get why 'bay' would be the pronunciation of her nickname. I thought it was BEE and JAY, too. [insert 'drunk in love' reference to watermelon.]

As an HBCU alum that only went to football games for the band, this excites me.

That's how she rolls to work daily.

I had to stop and think about the same thing. It's August, so it's hard to think about 6 months from now being Winter 2015, even though that's one legit interpretation.

A 'risk-factor' for a thing that can easily be screened for and confirmed or denied? Oh, ok.

sigh, this again.

[watching this was a] Great way to start a Monday.

If only the easily fooled were familiar with the word 'satire'.

The fact that her sexual assault could be/was used to label her 'un-chaste' (as if chastity matters, because, isn't the rule that all sin is equal? but i digress), is just beyond sick and sad.

I literally only made it through the first 10 seconds before tearing up.

Young-Mogul is a surname that's just packed full of pressure. (Not-so-secretly hoping it's a pseudonym.)

It baffled me that she'd admit that she opted NOT to go back to the car, instead of just leaving it out altogether.

McLean, VA

Congrats on completely missing the point.

I couldn't get into this show at all, but if they didn't think they could command that much, they wouldn't ask for it.