“I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s it seems weird and scary to me, and it’ll happen to you too!”

Yes at 30 you are too old to get some of them. Welcome to the club, put on a shawl and pull up a rocking chair.

I also feel like this is all for show. She did NOT just pick that accent up “on the streets” (I also doubt she’s spent much time “on the streets”). It’s too forced and borderline unintelligible. She sounds like a fucking British townie.

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

Well, I mean, that’s not a burn.

Dr. Phil is Oprah’s biggest mistake. He talks about family values all the time but I saw his family in Vegas. Trashy.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

Is it wrong that I feel let down that it was just a few people protesting and one guy yelling “shame”?

Right? There’s no winning here. It’s funny how Trump’s buffoonery makes people forget how very, very awful the people who would secede him are. Impeachment leading to Trump’s resignation would not be much of a win for this country — although, yeah, we would be spared the utterly blatant stupidity and fucked-up tweets.

You’re placing a lot of faith in the idea that we still might have a country in 4-8 years. No sarcasm whatsoever here, I genuinely admire your optimism.

You just fucking know DeVos got into her van after this and said to an aide “I just don’t understand why they don’t like me”

You want him to die? I don’t.

Yes to Harris, no to Cory Booker. He talks the talk but his voting record is sketchy.

Shit has happened. There is natural disasters in Louisiana. We are having floods and mudslides in California (people have lost their homes and some their lives)....no Trump. Not even a mention of either one from his tweets. But you know, Nordstrom doesn’t want to carry his daughters bullshit clothing line because it…

Like Seth Myers observed: The Presidency is supposed to age the President, not the rest of us.

I would not have been opposed to a truly self made, successful business man or woman taking on the presidency. I think having a new perspective like that as head of the government could have “shaken things up” in a positive way (particularly around actually cutting wasteful spending). The problem is, it was obvious to…

Hey, it’s almost like we don’t need someone to run the government like a business! Because the government is not a business! It doesn’t exist to make a profit! It exists to uphold their part of the social contract!

HE WORKS FOR ALL AMERICANS NOW

He thinks it’s hard now, wait until something actually happens somewhere he has to deal with, and not just the fallout from his helpless tiny handed flailing around.

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.