I want to overcook their steaks and make them wait 2 hours for dessert.

America has proved that it can’t govern itself and needs a better country to step in and take guardianship of us for the next 4 years. I vote Canada because of proximity and because they have a wonderful Prime Minister.

http://shareblue.com/womens-march-on-washington-planned-for-january-21/

You know why us so-called elitists are pissed at those poor, poor Rust Belt voters we’ve been told a billion times to be sympathetic about? Because we knew this stuff like this was going to happen because it was pretty obvious it was. Poor & white is no excuse for being stupid

It seems like Chris Christie had a list but they fired him? Because of petty revenge fantasies? So things are going fine. Juuuuust fine. At least in my book.

“United Nations! I need an adult!”

I’ve heard people say that oh okay well, sure Hillary won the popular vote but we shouldn’t be asking to sway electors because that sets a dangerous precedent. Ummm fuck that, this IS unprecedented, holy fuck if there ever was a time for the Electoral College to decide to reflect the popular vote surely it’s now!

Even I knew that and I have a vague passing knowledge of such things. You’d think in the year and a half that they were campaigning to you know, LIVE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, someone would have told him that. That’s like a bare bones, bottom level fact that he and his team should have had.

It has taken a long time, but as of now—reaching the end of this article and reading the referenced tweet ... it has finally hit me.

I was having this discussion with a friend of mine.

The one reason why Pence didn’t leave the ticket in the Access Hollywood aftermath was exactly this reason. There was simply a much greater chance that Trump could get elected, fail miserably, or die (let’s not forget Trump is older than Reagan when Reagan was…

I looked this up because I was just too curious: I mean seriously, what happens if he just goes full-on batshit crazy during this process? If he honestly is so functionally unable to do the job within the bounds laid out by the constitution that he’d be considered legally incapable?

Just yesterday I was fantasizing about Germany invading. How lovely that it should have come to this because so many people treated this whole thing like a joke.

Hopefully I’d be OBAMA with Marshall Law because lord knows once Inauguration Day gets here some really bad shit is GOING DOWN.

You fucking people can’t see the forest for the trees. The problem is NOT trump it’s the assholes who voted for him, THAT is what should scare you. This country has a huge problem and it’s a poorly educated and frighteningly ignorant population.

I’m wondering who it would be stepping in.

My genuine hope is that the legislative branch takes over the majority of the governing. Yes, I realize the GOP controls both houses, but their collective idiocy is better than...whatever Trump’s doing.

I’ve heard that the reason Trump basically is skullfucking Christie is that either he, or his father went after Trump’s son-in-law’s father for some crime years ago (business related). As we have seen, Trump holds grudges, and letting a slight against his extended family pass would not be accepted.

Serious question: how crazy goddamned awful would he have to be at this before somebody stepped in and did something? Like, I assume if he nominates a six-year-old for the Supreme Court, names a heavily-sedated schnauzer as Secretary of Education, or makes a can of cranberry sauce the new head of his transition team,…

To be fair, no one matters. Nothing matters. The universe is nothing but a charade APPARENTLY.

I want to punish everyone who’s clapping for Orange in that picture.