That dude from the Aziz Ansari article comments? Good Lord what a dumpster fire.

I’ve always heard that every girl dreams of her wedding day, and I thought “which girls, where?”. That can’t be true. It wasn’t for me. I was into boys from a young age, was aware of the cute ones and liked the idea of having a boyfriend, but that’s as far as it went. Through my teens and early twenties, guys were fun…

And what about the “ok” after the teacher’s “I am disappointed in your journal today”?? What about it? He summed up “well, that sounds like a you problem” in two simple letters.

I read that and wailed “But WHYYY, Danielle? Whyyyy?”

I’m seeing way too many fake ads about local men and women who’ve made a killing with Bitcoin in South Africa, when all I want is to download some anime. Black South Africans like the sound of anything that implies ‘easy money’ and the way I think niggas out here have been talking about it, they think this shit is the…

I fear this is only the beginning. We will see a Kendu epidemic at grassroots level. A lot of ain’t-shit niggas are about to be launched.

Which season is this one now?

Ohh I remember that awful chair. I almost thought it was an actual woman being sat on. I also thought it was from a Dutch magazine. Oh well...

He’s blocking their blessings, bitter ass...

I just had to put food in my mouth by the time I got to “and he can’t his girl a single shoe”.

Parents are supposed to be protectors, teachers and nurturers and yet you get these fuckers sullying the name of parenthood.

This episode made me so uncomfortable, I don’t think even freshman me would’ve done what Zoey did. Like, if you’re gonna two-time, pick guys from different circles. Damn, girl.

“Zoey noooo” was me at least ten times.

Only obsessed with his female spawn (except Tiffany). Ivanka is so obviously his favourite. And she has to know this, I wonder how she processes it.

Jesus. I feel terrible for the women who you’ve been with. Like seriously.

Oh yes, the intrigue and mystery. I did that in college, too, for the same reasons as you. What I found is that made me a honeypot. Niggas wanted to see what the quiet, unsmiling girl was all about -_-

The last time I ghosted any event was a year-end function. My coworkers and I form a tiny department of 5 people, we piggy-backed on Finance’s gig. We went there, drank most of the ciders, took over the dancefloor, hogged the karaoke machine, and then once the ride was confirmed, we bounced. Didn’t say bye to any of…

This article might have just cured the headache I got coming into work. Yes, that’s the story I’m sticking to; it cured it. Thank you. I’m offline when I get home so I didn’t catch the nonsense on Twitter, but nevertheless I’m like “of course she said something like that, I guess it was just a matter of time”.

My only reaction is “Tuh.” to all this.

The person I need closure the most from is my mother. And that’s funny because I still live with her and my siblings. Hella full house.