I think he thought part of you still stung from that, and he wanted to soften you up and maybe slide back in. He didn’t expect you to be in a good place. Pity.

Easier said than done, but still true.

If the Turpins wanted to counter the “near extinction of the white race” by breeding like rabbits, whatever. But then how you gon starve your kids? Adult children even? And if you expect them to carry on the tradition, maybe ensure they grow healthy and not mentally and physically fucked up so they don’t carry over…

I guess as neighbours of this family, you can’t intervene and can only observe from afar, but surely for years, they’ve had to notice that something was amiss. But oh well, most stories of kids or people escaping captivity from their family always have that one person going “I’ve seen them around, but felt like…

And that sorority ain’t innocent, either. Maybe she was just too hardcore for them, brought too much negative publicity to them. Gotta cut the weakest link.

“I feel horrible,” Barber said. “I feel so, so bad and I am so sorry.”

Tragic Scandinavian-ass-face-having broad. Who’s next? Who else is in this administration that doesn’t have an iota of basic knowledge, let alone common sense? There cannot be this many asinine losers in the world.

In South Africa, supporters of an opposition party to the current party in government trashed a H&M store in our upmarket district, Sandton. As a result, H&M closed most of their stores in the entire country, and would close the rest, indefinitely. I saw video of guys in red shirts just kicking racks over, and I…

Folks have debated on whether he’s in a clear state of mind when he says the shit he says, and I think he says. But it is hard for some people to believe that someone can be so irrational and deplorable without there being something amiss in the mind. He has issues, but I don’t think they’re of the mental variety.

Do you think he could even colour within the lines? Have you seen his signature? Zig zags and shit.

I had to convert to kg, and yeeeah no, doesn’t sound right.

I can’t take it. It’s too much, too much beauty and looks being served. I’m not worthy. I’m being even more inspired to live my best life through fashion.

51? *swoons*

Right? He’s like that uncle who was in exile back in the 80s and has picked up so much knowledge from the places he’s been to, and will never let you not know that he knows some shit.

Wayeets, man, wayeets.

Since Heidi left him for that South African bodyguard, he hasn’t been the same. What we tell you about white women?

It was laughable. I watched the whole thing with one of my exes when we were still together, he thought it was the greatest video of all time, I looked at him like “this nigga is tripping”.

Or, in some cases, you get those quirky ones saying that bae stands for “bacon and eggs” :/ get the fuck outta here

Almost thought you missed out a letter in SZA’s stage name.

My name is Tlholohelo (it’s fine, don’t worry about it), unless I’m being addressed through email, white people see flames. I just calmly pronounce it slowly so they understand it’s not that bad. Some get it. A lot don’t. It’s worse with my middle name. Like, white people’s tongues are really not flexible outchea. Sad.