I “Gah!” along with you. It’s fist-clenchingly infuriating.

I read this and felt you. I know that feeling and fear it every time before I enter an Uber or Taxify. There are days when I have the energy to be polite and make actual conversation, but there are a lot more days when I just need to get where I’m going and could you keep your eyes on the road please, not on me?

*eyes dart side to side* what’s going on with Seal? What he doin?

aubrey.grace, is that you?

I found out about this four years ago, and I was shook tbh. I really did not expect that of him. But after all, he is white. Worse, British.

My mom loves him. And Tyrese. She has both them men’s books. Love her but the past 5 years has really been an eye opener in realising that, if we were American, my mother would be a Republican.

I heard of the movie Frances Ha, but was confused by it. Maybe I watched the trailer once and thought ‘I still don’t get it’. *Googles movie plot*

Don’t come to South Africa. You’ll get lost in the sauce. Even before Uber drivers decided that their preferred car was the Corolla Quest, we already had too many.

And it was Zendaya. Are they even friends?

Ugh, why? So cringe.

I almost didn’t make it. It was tew much.

He is trying too hard, and he just needs to chill. I’m sure his heart is in the right place, but I prefer if he was about it without needing to publicise it. Because we know how white allies be on social media, and only on social media.

3 years ago, I found out that “Baa Baa Black Sheep” might have some racist roots, and I was like “well, that makes sense, but oh my gosh no, my mum has been singing that to me and my sisters when we were babies”. Makes me wonder what other things in pop culture that have remained constant through the years were borne…

Visceral takedown. You’ve earned this star and then some.

This man doesn’t respect his life. Ever since that day, he’s been trying to remind us that he’s still here and terrible as ever. Most bigots commit a crime, get acquitted, take their GoFundMe proceedings and live out the rest of their sick lives in obscurity. But Zimmerman just can’t help himself. He loves the fame…

When I was a freshman at university, Big Sean’s A$$ was released and I got a crash course in twerking. I also learned that tight jeans a good twerk does not make - you need the shortest of shorts specifically. Maybe to a lot of the people here, A$$ was not a major hit, but I was demure and reserved back in high…

Well into my grey years, when my ass has probably deflated a bit, and cataracts cloud my vision, I will still remember “Booty booty booty booty, rocking everywheyaah”, and a tear will fall.

It’s very clear that BET has grown stagnant, Just sit and watch the channel for one day and you know the type of black person they think they’re appealing to. I’ve always wondered why shows like Insecure and Atlanta don’t show on BET (because duh, that’s how it should be), but then when I remember the shows’ content,…

Tyler Perry’s shows and movies are terrrrrrible, and I suffer when A Madea Halloween is playing for the umpteenth time, because my family loves that shit.

Bruh, Cut is in her name. Kelly doesn’t play, I’ve seen her on ANTM.