Why are you not in the greys?

A guy who the girls used to fawn over at school because he was the mysterious French speaking type (though he’s Turkish) said up front to my question of if he cares more about animals than people, “Yes. Yes, I do.” That’s all I needed to know.

I’m a young mother of a 4 year old son, and as yet nothing has been done or happened to my boy to compel me to allow a motherfucker to catch these hands, but I know that if anybody fucks with him, they will have to answer to me, his no-nonsense grandma, and three ambitious but lethal aunts. We won’t play.

The only time I ever hugged someone asides from family, and wanted to, was my boss and she was wishing me a happy birthday before chastising me for not telling her it was my birthday.

It looks like yarn after an encounter with a cat.

Co-signed. I thought SexyBack was the best song ever.

Pizza with seafood on it is just weird to me. My mum likes pizza with tuna as a topping, and it caused me to wonder if she was having a breakdown.

Good. Pineapple is not on the list. Seriously y’all who don’t understand why it can belong on a pizza... I have no words for you. Only pity.

I don’t know where he got speaking like that, with his mouth looking like a puckered asshole, and the annoying ass pretentious hand gestures (I hate them as much as you, b), whoever impressed it on him that he looks important doing that (in fact I don’t think he takes instructions or advice from anybody except Papa…

Why she have to use a motivational poster format for each month’s images? This is so goddamn basic.

“and your life is emty.” Took me out completely! It wasn’t directed at me but I feel attacked.

I get nervous if the curtains in any part of the house are open after sundown. My mum is lax about leaving the living room curtains wide open, but barks at us for leaving the blinds of the kitchen window up :/

This must be an American/French/basically Western thing because if you’re any person in South Africa who doesn’t have white friends, you’ll never see the inside of a white person’s house.

With stupid racists, you have to stretch a bit so nah, it wouldn’t be a reach.

Deets!!

Damn, even polio?

Reading this reminds me of my dick appointment yesterday. I love being spanked, choked even, pinned down, etc.

Ohh, damn, but I hear you.

“What also inspired me to do it was the fact that the game took place on the same weekend of the spa trip.” 

Are you me?