Anytime you hear or see the words “Discretionary Dress Code” please know that that’s code for “No Black People.”

Black family tree branches are so zig-zagged and twisted.

On my mother’s side, I have a relative who is 3 years younger than me. We refer to each other as cousins. Technically, if we must be absolutely correct, she is my aunt because her parents are my grandparents, who are aunt and uncle to my mum. But she’s still my cousin.

Godspeed.

Dude grew up in South Africa, and like a lot of white people who live(d) here, of course he’s tone deaf on racism. Sadly not surprised.

I mean, his association to Chris Rock is something I didn’t even know about him, but I know him anyway.

Some good news. When I saw the headline, I did a little fist bump.

I have seen sockless feet on flights before, and rather than eliciting disgust for me, I’m just... confused. Regardless of how long a flight is, the temparature up there is low. I’m very averse to the cold, so when I’m travelling, I know to either keep my shoes on to keep my toes warm, or wear the socks they provide…

The “Tell us what we can do to help” guy.

Le sigh.

Watermelon is the shit. How you gon shame me for loving something so delicious? Perfect when it’s been in the fridge for a bit, on a hot day, and it’s bright red. Anything that is watermelon flavoured - water, Mentos - I’ll buy it.

I obey trigger warnings. Part of me may feel like I’m shutting my ears to it, but if my emotional state is on the line then I can’t read it.

But more annoying

Poor little girl. Her and Barron. I feel sorry for them being born into that deplorable, toxic family.

She looks as gross as her despicable actions have shown. Someone who can smear period blood all over someone’s belongings for the shits and giggles is someone with NO regard for personal hygiene at all.

A poorly ageing android. She a brand new 35 years old apparently.

Oh sweet baby Jesus, please may Fenty Beauty grace the shores of my country. Soon. Next year.

He is the only white person I trust. Okay, nah, actually one of 2.

I’m just gonna say that casting John Oliver as Zazu is so apt. He has just the right amount of sarcasm and scathing humour for that part.

I am usually all for dragging Tyrese without a second thought, but right now, I’m just tired of him. Man needs help, serious help. And someone needs to take his phone away, or put him in a cabin out in the woods with no signal.