My mum used to buy Liquorice Allsorts and that was the only time I ever put liquorice in my mouth because its weird oil-adjacent taste was offset by the bright sugary appendages some of the pieces had. Every time that packet would be left with the undesirable pieces: the bare or insufficiently coated liquorice. Now, I…

Keep in mind that lackadaisical and 90s athleisure is in right now. Soooo that means anything goes. But I guess in certain circles, there are Millennials who want to wear everything baggy and Millennials who want everything to be tailor fit on them. *whispers* I’m down with either.

Carol’s Daughter was bought by L’Oreal, so it couldn’t have gone any differently.

My mum has a lot of his books. Plus Tyrese’s How To Get Out Of Your Own Way, and I will never forgive her for wasting her money on amazon copping those paperweights. The Think Like A Success one stares at me every time I come into her bedroom.

She has her own social media accounts, which I think people follow for the fashion because apparently she’s stylish. Other than that, I don’t know what else she does.

It’s still fucked up.

I’m peeping the one in the masquerade mask, her eyes are slightly obscured but I can tell they are full of fear. She looks like she’s doing everything to keep calm, being so close to him and all...

Like my country’s anthem is kinda lit, the first part of it we share with a lot of other countries though (Nkosi sikeleli’ Afrika), and the flag is colourful and gave me warm feels as a kid, but at this point to me, it’s just an identifier when I’m in another country, to know where my fellow South Africans at; like…

And “I know what’s in my heart...”, with a side of fat globs of tears.

Don’t forget to always mention that we’re not a monolith.

My son is 3, his knowledge is limited to vehicles, Nick Jr and colours. But he doesn’t go around groping people on the butt. Even Bush as a 90-year old in poor physical health and probably declining mental health should know better. I’m not down with this “let old people be as inappropriate as they want because…

“he has patted women’s rears in what he intended to be a good-natured manner”

I wish I had seen this article first before the “Women like Nicki Minaj are no friends of mine” article, seeing as it’s more recent.

“By coordinating and creating a vision and creating an atmosphere where the synergies work”

My first thought was “That’s what he gets, though.” My last thought as I finished reading the article was still “That’s what he gets, though.”

Is this rape he’s on trial for the same one I heard of more than a year ago when he had lured a pre-teen girl into his car under the pretense of getting her entry to his sister’s concert, then raped her? Is this that one or another one? If it’s totally separated, I’mma say this dude has a history of this shit.

Bruh to hell with these ‘thoughts and prayers’ nitwits.

LMAO me too *resigned sigh*

I don’t understand Tootsie Rolls. I’m not sure they are but I cannot (my soul cannot) call them ‘chocolate’.

Bruh. It’s all over the place.