I know there are lots of clever tricks you can google, but I always used to just push it all the way in.
But have a good sniff - if your cork is rotten your wine may be off.

I was about to say the same thing. I cannot say enough about how much I love Marian Keyes - I read all of her books over and over. They are funny - so funny - but, Rachel's Holiday for instance, was a valuable resource for me when someone close to me was dealing with addiction. There is serious subject matter in all…

Me too. That's the only reason you would mention his socks, right? Weirdly, after I read your comment I had to go back and look to notice that a) he wasn't naked and b) he did in fact have socks on his feet.

That is exactly it! And from her tense-looking hands, I reckon that person hasn't cut his nails in a while either.

Totally. I revise my former, more generous interpretation of his posts. I now see that he is a narcissist AND a troll (also just an old fashioned dickbag). Anyone who calls women "babe" on a site like Jez is clearly trying to make people feel angry and/or uncomfortable.

Thanks and sorry. I recommended your reply and then dismissed his one. I didn't realise it would delete yours too. For the record I thought your response was perfect.

Meh. You might be a troll. You might just be a narcissist with too much free time, who think anyone thinks he is clever for trying to reduce women's enjoyment of a place that is meant to be for women. Since you think me replying to someone else (NOT YOU) once before I go on my way and forget you ever existed is…

Exactly.
My kids love kissing and hugging. They usually kiss and hug with abandon. But if they ever say they don't want to, that is the end of the story. Some of my relatives will try to do a fake whingey "oh, don't you love grandma/uncle/...?" and I SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN. They are allowed to say no, and no one, no…

So obviously I had to check out his comment history, and I am puzzled. Why does someone spend so much time hanging out in a space which he obviously thinks is a waste of space? Is there some shortage of websites for people who aren't particularly interested in issues of importance to women?

Beautifully put.

Don't knock it! What I heard from this is that most of my wardrobe isn't "old and knackered" it's VINTAGE.

I started converting these temperatures to Celsius so we internationales could understand them - but then I found that 15-30 Fahrenheit is -9 to -1 Celsius and decided all these count as unimaginably cold to me so I gave up. I will stop complaining about our disappointing summer.

I, for one, endorse this trend. It can't be long before grey (formerly white) bras, period-stained underwear and holey socks become the first choice for rich people too.
I will be sitting on a gold mine.

"When you're dealing with an issue as massive and urgent as homelessness, you can't afford to be inefficient"

I remember the original Tuff Justice
http://jezebel.com/woman-stops-el…

Honk if you like pussies

This reminds me of the time I watched Beverly Hills Cop with a 12-year old and he said "Hey, they're playing Crazy Frog!"

That is an excellent question for which I am possibly the least qualified person in the world to answer. I have been saying it BED-SHELL for years and it wasn't till I read your post that I realised I apparently can't read. Bed-shell? Seriously, what is wrong with me?

I have a nudie mum too. In fact my brother had to help shower my disabled dad the other day and my mum ran naked into the bathroom to get her toothbrush. So he was in the room with both naked parents. Scarring.

It was number 27 in New Zealand in 2012. It's relatively common name for Maori girls, I suppose because Jade is really important in Maori art and culture - and because the Maori name for it (pounamu) just doesn't sound right for a girl.