Have you ever been kicked in the pussy? I have, and it is far from fine! I think the kicking in the balls thing is just one of those things we hear a lot more about because men talk about it a lot.

Actually, it's called a proboscis

Sure, it is only a penis. But you don't need a penis to rape someone, and you don't need a word for "rape" to be raped.

A source from Miley's inner circle says she is actually a 6-limbed insectoid-alien but she usually retracts her extra legs when performing.

Troll misidentification, I apologise. But! You may be new at this feminist thing (or not. You might have been being ironic and I just missed it) - I am relatively new at it too - you'll see if you stick around that gendered insults like using "pussy" in a derogatory way is frowned on around here. You see why, I'm…

Ahh. It all makes sense now. We are talking at cross-purposes.
No, I agree with you that the foam ball thing is stupid. What I was responding to and thought must have been trolling was the use of the word "pussification" on Jezebel. I assumed you used that word deliberately to piss off feminists, hence my use of…

Actually, I'm not. But I can see that you know all about being a grown up, seeing as you play at being a troll for fun.

Indeed! Did someone steal her dress while she was in the shower and leave her with no other option but to wrap the shower curtain around herself?

As does the cockification of internet commenters

I feel like I had an appropriately out-of-date response to former-celebrity Mariah Carey's tweet when I saw her pic and thought "Cousin It was a woman?!"

Oh.... that preview...
Who will save the day? This man? This man? This man? NO! In a SHOCKING twist, it will be a feisty GIRL! (don't worry. She will be pretty. Also thin. Also white. Also - did we mention FEISTY? SHOCKING!)

Ahh. So it's more like urine. Ok I'll have one "urinating person" tee please.
No. I don't think either poo or menstrual blood is a "bad thing" and I really don't care whether someone wants to put any or all of them on t-shirts. I personally think it's a bit of a shocking for the sake of shocking, so it doesn't appeal…

Well, it's always in the last place you look.

"how ridiculous it is that people are "shocked and appalled at something that’s such a natural state""

"if you're not a complete Velociraptor"

So true. Ok, unrealistic sex means we all have to unlearn everything we've ever seen when actually start having sex - which is a pain. But it's a whole lot better than people learning that you can beat the shit out of someone and they will never get brain damage - they will even still be pretty next episode.

That is great advice. Little kids believe what adults tell them - their survival depends on it. They also believe what Dora and Scooby Doo tell them. My kids love Scooby Doo cookies even though they taste like sawdust laced with sugar because - Scooby!
I get that it's my job to to decide what to buy for them - but…

That Werthers trick is gold!
"I've got a whole pack of these you know. I've got nowhere to go and nothing to do. I can nonchalantly suck at these aaaaaalllll day...... Are you sure you can't go below $45?"

I understand what you are saying, but I think your balls might be leading you astray here. You could have made your point without being offensive by saying something like "even if I did prefer white women I would never go up to a black woman and say that". In fact you really, really did say the thing you were…

I'm not sure I agree with you. I mean - I agree that loads of how men and women generally behave is socially constructed and it's very difficult to tell what innate tendencies men and women might have. But I don't think that's what is wrong with statements like "men are aggressive and women are nice".
What's wrong with…