Bombpons? Surely you meant Tambombs.
Also, fun fact: in New Zealand and Australia it is a perennially hilarious joke among kids to call Vegemite "Vaginamite". We can repurpose this! You are welcome - nay, extolled - to change the article title to "Newsweek Cover About Suicide Bombers Features Tambomb Vaginamite"

Phone 1800 REVENGE. The first 200 callers get a free bag of rotten shrimp to put in their exes' curtain rods.

7 bodysuits for 7 days.
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You dont need whit when your relly relly relly good looking

So a revenge body is just.... getting skinny? So the retractable blades I had implanted into my arms, feet and vagina were for nothing?

I liked it. I thought it was humorous - and it didn't sit well because it is disturbingly accurate.

Correct. And the emergency contraceptive pill too!

Indeed. Halloween used to be about eating toffee apples and having a gay old time.

Never was a story of more woe, than of the baby daddy, and his two hos

I am a little disappointed he didn't go the extra mile and do a haiku:

A book that changed my life is "The Sleepeasy Solution" - I was recommended it by two people who found it amazing, then I have recommended it to a few others who have also found it amazing.

I do have a friend who had two negative tests but was pregnant - but I don't think that is common. You will go crazy analyzing yourself to see if you feel any different - but sore breasts can be an early symptom, and personally I start burping a lot.
Here's the thing - you may or may not be pregnant - but if you are,…

This doesn't answer your question - but I knew a masseuse (or a masseur? The female one) who said men got erections all the time while she was working on them. She said she would flick the guy's penis with a towel!

I cry for their sex partners. Are they all like "well I put my penis in her and just left it there for four-to-six hours and she still didn't orgasm so there's just no pleasing her!"?

If the current system is indeed very effective, then there is no problem - maybe these recent cases are a statistical blip.
I do get what you are saying - for instance I think sex works should be legal because it is better for the health of the workers. But I also don't think our only choices are make it illegal or…

Well that sounds like an argument that we might as well just regulate to be on a level with the worst countries in the world because otherwise the work will just go to those countries. We see this argument from businesses all the time when they want to avoid regulations that would protect workers or the environment.…

We generally treat purely private decisions differently from workplace-safety decisions so as to minimize worker exploitation. Bangledeshi garment factory workers choose to go to work in garment factories, but that doesn't mean their employers should be allowed to put them to work in death traps.
Where I live,…

Rapist-repellant spines. Anyone who doesn't wear defensive clothing is asking for it. I am currently wearing electrified underwear.

Sure. So the question is whether that is enough to reduce the risk to an acceptable level (whatever that is). I'm beginning to suspect the answer is no, but it's partly an empirical question - one we could answer by researching the levels of infection among performers in different porn genres or working with different…