I agree with you, and I like that you weren’t rude with your comment. Looking at the pictures, it seemed like the statement being made was “all the jewelry, all at once”.

Agreed. Other than “every giant piece of jewelry I own all at once,” (which isn’t my thing but you do you) I’m not seeing a lot of exceptional pieces or interesting combinations here. Then again, a lot of that could have to do with how poorly these were photographed - the flash is distorting the colors and the extreme…

Agreed! All boring and mostly straight-up tacky!

Your sarcastic defensiveness/bitterness is really precious.

it’s called idontshop@forever21.com

That was the exact feeling I walked away from this with. I’ll be the first to admit I’m a bit of a jewelry snob (not so much expense wise but unique-wise) and this just strikes me as high school days spent at Claires.

Garish stuff, looks like costume jewelry for an 80’s movie.

Inspired.

I appreciate you love your friends (or at least respect your friend’s guests) and I love the intention behind this post, but the jewellery here is remarkably unexceptional. I have better statement necklaces (costume, I’m not bragging about some incredible expensive bling) that I wear to walk my dog. I would love to…

And no goddamn kids. That’s the big one.

I’m pretty sure that’s actually a wrath executed upon Texas by “THE GAYS” and zygotes.

Ooohh! I read In the Garden of the Beasts and it straight up Blew. My. Mind. Erik Larson is awesome.

I know right? If it was me (assuming I didn’t get hurt badly) my immediate reaction after it was over would be “Holy shit that was awesome” because even as a kid I had a potty mouth and I would never stop telling that story.

Some gentleman can take a lesson from water spouts, they may not be as big and thick as tornadoes, but they can still get the job done!

Weirdly... I had vertigo when I first started these.

Re: the dirty diaper story. There was kerfluffe - pretty much blown over - on my FB feed because one of the mothers on there was angry at a waitress, who got mad when the parents decided to change the baby’s diaper on the dining table.

Revenge will be difficult, as I’m having a hard time trying to figure out something more disgusting to give her to eat than what she already ordered.

RE: the Navy story. The military’s brass really does not like their service members pulling shit like that.