I love her so. The Blind Assassin is one of my all time favorite books. I must have read it a hundred times.

I never let the randoms sleep over. Sex is sex, but sleeping next to someone is intimacy. When we're done, gtfo.

But how do they workkkkk?

So his initials are RAD? Nope.

I seriously can't stop watching this. I feel like I'm having some kind of vaguely uncomfortable religious experience.

Haha equipmunk! Bobbum man ftw!

I think we women are conditioned from a rather early age to sit with our legs together or crossed because it's "more ladylike" and therefore appropriate. If I'm not in public, I can splay as well as any man, but I don't do that shit in public because it's rude.

I'm at my all-time heaviest right now, so I'm the before picture. But in the past, I've lost weight on Weight Watchers. It has taken me many years, lots of false starts, probably at least 10 gym memberships, and a lot of tears to find any kind of exercise I was willing to stick with. It's not easy, and I haven't…

Unrelated, but I really want her and her boyfriend's portmanteau to be Big Grande. Can we make that happen, please?

I'm not even remotely ashamed of how much I love Taco Bell. I haven't had it in four years, since being diagnosed with celiac disease. They add gluten to their meat. :( I miss those crunchy tacos.

SWOOP ME!

#would. So. Would.

thanks!

Poot/Pooter is one of my [actual, literal] cat's many nicknames.

Yes. Hot. Agreed.

Jocelyn Wildenstein. Always the winner of the worst plastic surgery contest. Always.

I don't know who this Tran woman is and I don't follow the obviously tumultuous personal lives of the other three, but WHOA CHRIS BROWN AND THE SISQO HAIR.

Michael Stipe was known to use Sheik Yiboudi. And hashtag never forget Ron Mexico.

Wait. Does that mean Weezy is no longer going to be Birdman Jr? I has a sad.