He's so. creepy. on Sons of Anarchy. It was cool to see him do something other than completely out of control, hilariously funny, high-energy guy.

But that's true isn't it?

Welp, we've just solved it. We were the five people who watched this show. :)

This is why I loved the somewhat short-lived Grounded for Life. It was funny, the husband (Donal Logue) was unhot but kind of charming and hilarious, the wife was gorgeous (but kinda plus-sized, compared to the rest of sitcom wives), the family was dysfunctional, and pretty much nothing ever got solved. They were…

Haha, I totally read this as "take your schlong with you." Penis.

At the risk of being publicly stoned, I hate Tom Hanks. He annoys the SHIT out of me. I can't watch him, Jim Carey, Robin Williams or Brad Pitt. OH! Or Nic Cage. They're pretty much my least favorite five actors of all time. I mean, Kevin Costner sucks donkey balls, but at least he gave us Field of Dreams and Bull…

No. Amadeus is a great fucking movie. I have seen it at least 10 times.

OMG ME TOO. In fact, I've always hated it so much that I thought this would make me laugh and instead I just got all irritated by how much I hate this fucking movie. ALL THE RAGE. For no good reason.

I was 19. No regrets.

It truly is an art.

Even though that's not a canoe, HA

Oh hai Mark!

I think it's just an ugly scarf.

I'll take the tall one, please. kthxbye

You know, I actually agree with Levine, up to a point. I'm short - 5'4" - and I only date guys 5'10" and over. No, I don't bust out a measuring tape or anything, but I cannot get my lady boner up for short men. I state this in my dating profiles (nicely; you know "I prefer tall men"), and I certainly don't ever imply…

Oh thank god. I can't wait for both-gendered skinny pants to die in a fire.

Bodybuilders are the actual worst. When my instructor says burpees instead of bodybuilders, I breathe a sigh of relief.

Brb. Booking my flight to Turkey. I'm Greek... we can get our hate-fuck on. :)

Rowers. Rowers for god's sake. So. Tall. One of my happiest experiences in life was being in a middle seat on a flight between two Olympic rowers. Every time I had to get up, I basically had to give a lap dance to get to the aisle.

I laughed out loud. Thank you.