I want to see more of this dress. I think it might be my other favorite look of the night.

It is *so* awkward. Almost as awkward is one party plaintively explaining to the other why s/he wants to date the other and why they would be so amazing together, as what happened to me Saturday night at a large table of acquaintances. I got stuck between potential couple on my right and a woman trying to console a…

OMG what the fuck did I just read? There goes the rest of my afternoon!

This also happened to me once. (And by "once," I mean all the time, but I'm now divorced and live alone so getting panicked helps no one. I did almost have to cut myself out of a sports bra once after a particularly brutal workout.)

Haha, thanks. :)

Three minutes wasn't enough. I need moar.

I'm biased because I feel you can never go wrong in polka dots. The peplum just adds a whole other level of shiteousness to it. FIFY ;)

Ah. So my sale rack AE jeans, cheap ass t-shirts and purse from JCP are the reason I get ignored in Nordy's. There have been exactly two times I dropped coin in there. Once I got attitude from the sales person. I was there to buy a dress for a friend's wedding. I have pretty definite tastes; I knew approximately what…

Wut. Goddammit Cap Hill!I really hate that neighborhood, but I really love cider. Fuck.

I call that stuff "See-dray" in my head. It's ok tasting though. Drinkable.

My favorite local dive bar has Blackthorn on tap. It's pretty tasty too. I think Angry Orchard is wayyyy too sweet.

YES. I actually had that very conversation with someone at work a few weeks ago.

God I hate being this person; I'm sorry. Hordes. That's one of the few homonyms that really, really irrationally annoys me.

I also knew this. And I secretly (not-so-secretly) love Nelly a lot. #would

Yessssssssssssss! My alma mater and every college I've ever worked at. It's like playing sexual assault bingo and I just won. Or lost. Whichever.

My boy licks himself bald on the tummy. He's on 2.5mg of Prozac daily, which helps. He also has some kind of allergy that no one has yet figured out. He's on expensive grain-free food, unscented litter, and fish oil for his skin. He still gets flaky and licks his tummy till it's bloody. Poor baby. :(

I read a hilarious (to me) stat a year or two ago that Seattle has more licensed dogs than children in public schools. I believe it.

My monsters.

It's the Jews that won't drive Fords, because of all the anti-Semitism. Trust me; as a southern-by-birth Jewish gal, my mother made me promise to never buy a Ford, even though I find their pre-1975 trucks much more aesthetically pleasing than any others. She killed my lady boner for the 1964 Ford Ranger I've been…

THIS WASN'T FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!