I like Chairman Meow personally. But as I tend to adopt shelter cats, they usually come pre-named.

Mine do this too. My girl is also utterly convinced that my work laptop is her personal butt warmer. That said, I will take the kittehs off your hands. Luuuuuurrrrrrvvve.

<<snicker>>

I replied upthread elsewhere, but this doesn't ring any alarm bells to me. FSU is a pretty big place. I went there in the late 90s, Florida born and raised. I never attended a sporting event, never went to frat parties or jock parties and wouldn't have known an athlete if they slapped me. I was a fine arts major. I…

I also went to Florida State in the late 90s and I couldn't have picked out a football player (or any athlete for that matter) on that campus if they had thrown a rock at me. I was a fine arts student and never attended any sporting events. I was born and raised in Florida. I know there was a football player living in…

J. Geils works out at the same gym as my siblings. My sister (who is 39) didn't know who he was. I almost slapped her.

Because of my current jobs and my former jobs, I've met a lot of musicians and athletes. I usually don't get all weird about it because I usually don't care much, but these are my favorite encounters:

What kind of fuckery is that? I'm aghast.

If I were tiny, I would wear the shit out of this. It's like a slightly less kooky something that HBC would wear, and since she's my spirit animal, I'm going with it.

Tuay Thai. I'm pretty terrible at it so far, but kicking and punching things for an hour and sweating (which I hate) so profusely that I can literally wring out my tshirt is oddlY empowering. I know part of it is the culture of my gym. Don't get me wrong; it was intimidating as all hell to start, but a month-plus in,…

It was this guy: http://www.fit2fat2fit.com/home

It's only been over the last month or two that I've started reframing my existence with respect to diet and exercise. Yes, I still food-shame myself at times, but I'm also coming to the slow realization that forcing myself to go to the gym isn't a punishment for doing something wrong.

The best way to avoid a lawsuit is the follow the law. Thank you. I would vote for her every 30 seconds if I could.

Mega mad props for the SN.

This is what I came here to say.

Oy. I'd have sex with Paul Rudd AND the hot Aussie bro. Woof. To steal someone else's line, I'll be in my bunk.

Holy fuck I just spit water on my computer. Thank you.

I love that man. And this is one of my all-time favorite videos. Happy Friday!