There's nothing thoughtful about it. Even the best comic movie is still a bastardization of the worst comic story.

With some shapely stems, or gams?

I literally can't watch the trailers without my eyes quivering. That in itself is a testament to the performances,

I'm here. Time is killed.

oooh, a LADY! Not just a dame, or a skirt?

Writers have been placing Wolverine into this kind of Lone Wolf And Cub relationship for years, but Laura is more of a miniature version of her father figure—claws and temper and all

Wait. A lady?

I just varnished my server in the employee restroom.

"The enemies"

"The enemies"

"The enemies"

"The enemies"

yeah, make sure we're fucking served the ads we so desparately crave!

How he took it is beside the point though.

It was mildly uncomfortable. These people were just thrown into a cauldron just for our amusement, without their approval or acknowledgement. I didn't like it, and I don't like now knowing even more about the guy than I did before. it's really none of our business.

Except on CBS' "Touched by an Angel"

This. The guy was either supremely self-assured, had no idea of the gravitas of the situation, or just didn't give a fuck.

this guy is going to explain what they're all doing wrong. thank fucking jesus.

And now, gawk at the idiocy of your fellow man!

Out on bail, fresh out of jail, california dreamin'
Soon as I step on the scene, I'm hearing Nicole Kidman screaming