I DONT WANT TO FERTILIZE FOREVER.
CAUSE I KNOW I'LL BE SQUIRTIN IN VAIN

That Terry Sweeney though, destined for premium primetime player status!

Those dead ones were doing it all wrong.

The DORITOS NOSH EMPORIUM? Perhaps they're making their way to the Mountain Dew EXTREME REFRESHMENT Tent?

PRO TIPS APLENTY

He has chunks of guys bigger than you in his stool.

The trick? Embed that camera up sloth ass.

WOOP WOOP SWIMMIN SLOTH COMIN THRU.

no, they're some hard driving rock gods. Come on.

musically? shit as its ever been. but at least that whole flannel-clad folksy Gap ambient shit has died the fuck off.

bruh, take my wheel anyday.

*breaks into impromptu air guitar riff, takes no prisoners whilst doing so*

*walks around to every venue tent at SXSW, screeching, "PLAY SOME SKYNYRD!"*

quitting drugs while ON snl?

Yeah, no thanks. These guys just exemplify the late 2000s, early 2010s for me.

Yes, I had an original 1987 Vision Gator Rogowski board when I was a young lad. Should have held onto it, I didn't realize it'd be worth some coin later on.

lol, 25. so aged.

Anyone know the setting for that bar pic on top? I swear i've seen it in numerous movies. Jackie Brown?

From one old skateboarder to another. Shred on.

'cos when you're laid in bed at night watching roaches climb the wall
If you call your Mom she could stop it all.