If there's a bad Pia Zadora namecheck in these comments, i've yet to read it.

These things are choreographed to the letter. Your every move, utterance, stance, look, facial expression, it's mapped out for you in advance.

snatching the card from Beatty was a bit of a churlishness, tho.

Not just any man. A raging idiot!

OH GOD, PREEMPTIVE A+++++++ from AV CLUB.

This is what PWC gets a lot of its name brand recognition from.

that's standard pricing for comcast-xfinity in Northern California.

but when Trump is probably impeached

SMUG. AS FUCK.

Had more sex than any of us will have in aggregate.

Is that our new, shared Benny Hill theme song?

Renee Zellweger winning should have really replaced all the not-accurate Marisa Tomei jokes.

It's the same sort of empty white-man wish fulfillment that the Academy used to go ga-ga over.

NEED CONTENT? LOAD UP SOME DUMBASS TWEETS!

*GOLF CLAP FOR HUSKY!*

Reagan and Bush still had connections to old Goldwaterian conservative doctrine. You knew what their angle was.

Is he though? Christ, look at the idiocy for the past two months and tell me we're not on a collision course.

Seriously. What the fuck, i'm becoming misty-eyed at ol' Dubya's incompetence. Better than the scornful, fact-denying evil we have right now.

Jean jacket and tennis shoes is better?

when lin's sister gets an odd artistic muse?