There's white and then there's Conor Oberst white. Blindingly so.

She gave birth to a lovely Ektorp loveseat.

Isabella McLövin'

"The IKEA fall catalog is a GO!"

Fear Fun was great. I Love You Honeybear was self-indulgent parody that wasn't actually a parody. Ugh.

Beyögnant

Beyognant.

In Chains.

normcore is out. mallcore is in.

"Alan is really missed."

How can you see those pregnancy photos she released and not think of JCPenney portrait studios?

Yeah. A little too flat for my taste. Instead of some classic DM hook, just some tinny pops and gurgles. Needed a bit more time in the studio.

did GIANT PILES of drugs to numb his depression,

Pitchfork did a pretty exhaustive oral history on Eliott Smith's career a few years back (anniversary of his death, I think).

No, "Gert"'s under the standard issue blonde girl.

Lego hairline.

Can't even get a plus-sized actress for Gert?

I'm good with a Schlitz takeover.

christian-themed gobbledygook club!

also a fucking union buster, too.