*Yep, these are my readers*

I miss Grantland. I don't miss this douche.

"Real" burgers are often an investment in time, sitdown table service and gut quantity.

I love when hipsters are chillin, just hangin out and chillin hip, when someone comes by with a sack laden with McDonalds burger product for the entire group.

Ah, the Grauniad.

*WEIGHT BEFORE COOKING*

BAG OPTIONAL. Throw items right in his mouth as he cruises by at a cool 25 per.

Does anyone remember some of the people?

Not so fun fact. Vigo the Carpathian was a worthless piece of shit in real life:

1990 was a great fucking year. Jacob's Ladder might be my favorite.

Hey, if Vanity could do it…

"Sir, take your troublemaking to BK"

You buried the lede nice and proper by neglecting to mention that it's a fucking Tom Selleck vehicle. :D

hey cubicle mate!

I had a free coupon after the big store revamp. It took about 15 minutes to get the burger, everyone was milling about and crowding around by the counter because it never took that long to get food before, and to top it off, they didn't even put the jalapenos I ordered on the fucking burger.

we just let them name our tech giants.

Is that relish in your special sauce or do you have an urethral infection?

speak for yourself, pal. I'm poundin some USDA grade-a right now.

Also, take shit OFF the menu. Hold fast to core items, nothing more.

Little Mac got HOT. Daaayum.