And Cinnabon food courtlet.

"renaissance-fair"?

When you've laid your hands upon me?

Between this and your awesome Alan Vega avatar, you get a gold star for the day.

Oh look, she's wearing overalls. How fun and adorbz.

84? You're suspect. How many Atari 2600 cartridges did you own?

So the dumb kid plays Kashmir, which isn't even ON LZ IV.

Poopstreaks on the china

where is she going with that outfit? it wanted to be some Adam Ant and then it just plopped down into some Hot Topic shittery.

How's the manic, though?

*raises hand, orders another coldpressed*

LOL, Rey looks like a bag lady.

His seated faceless jesus was great. You could always fill in whatever facial expression you wanted.

And yet she can't seemingly get a haircut above "getting kicky at Supercuts"-level.

I have more respect for those simple, braying folk waiting in line for their Slurpees than the high brow moron battalion paying $15 for a coldpressed.

thank fuck Starwipe died and he's back preaching to his faithful flock.

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEEL GUD!

someone hold my shift already. it's at full mast.

that is some Jack Chick - level cause and effect going on.

This story would have ended much sooner if the Jesus Saves trucker wasn't some huge strapping man mountain.