You're being recorded, so you might as well put on a show.

ASIAN MAN RECORDS! hell yeah. Quality label.

No one told them that's the devil's format?

And zaftig waitresses with a predilection for overhearing table conversation!

For all his proselytizing, Holy Joe ended up with a bullet in his head like the rest of those grunts.

Now in convenient app form, for iOS or Android. Worship all your deities at the same time!

*dumbfounded gaze*

He did Arli$$!

Are you serious? I mean, that's pretty pedestrian shit. Buzzy hot blond takes world by storm through her looks, then fades out just as quickly when the new model shows up.

So men, put away your boners. And editors, think about the standards of newsworthiness. “Fuckability” is not one of them.

That Beavis shot sold it.

American Alien is my fave Superman story.

You can generally despise this idiot and otherwise support her in this specific issue.

What did deep, deep space ever do to us?

YAAAAAAAAAAAA *slams door*

Doushey

Venomous reaction the minute she tries to call them out on their caveman bullshit.

Come on, the woman's the one wearing a skirt and has some big norks. HOMINA HOMINA!

Remember, this is the shit that these fucking morons thought was acceptable on-air banter.

I never thought his coked-out nadir in "The Pick Up Artist" would be much cooler than this lazy take-the-paycheck-and-fuck-off modern day RDJ.