Sadly, this. No room for nuanced characters, all the braying idiots want are hollow tropes. Victory for representation!

And a penchant for Lululemon midriff tops!

It's so bad. It's like Bendis just realized what Rhianna's instagram account name is, and decided to run with it.

Just a cheap ploy to rile up the idiots, all the while masking the fact that regardless of color, the character's barely a pencil outline sketch of inert bullshit.

Ringer's asinine Medium platform is the fucking worst. "7 minute read"? Sure, if you're a fucking mouthbreather.

You want my advice? Make a list of everything you want now and spend the next twenty five years getting it, slowly, piece by piece.

Not malicious at all. Possibly ill-advised and yes, snarky. But not malicious.

Feel free to ask for a refund for unused portions, anytime.

I think your moniker's scarily accurate.

bingo, good sir.

I CANT DO IT SALLY.

I love Frank Oz films. Remember Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?

Guildford-honed thespianism!

The Score was the last watchable De Niro film.

It's high time you were promotoed from V-P of the BSC, Claud.

And then, nothing.

THE RHYTHM IS GONNA GET YOU, NY.

WE ALL DO

I was right in my first wave of comic fandom when those came out.

Lockjaw, the coolest dog ever to grace a comic book page.