They shop at Hot Topic, that's as close as we can get to denial-of-procreation aside from actual sterilization.

They kinda just came up with it while using piles of their dead brethren to scale the wall there.

Are we supposed to root for the Abbies? That's the whole point, right?

outlier!

But Wye Oak is just okaaaaay.

No, the coolest Chess King store manager if Chess King had been allowed to fester in your nearest suburban mall.

Is it just me or am I not seeing the totality of Alex's scathing takedown of GnR concertgoers that warranted any backlash?

oh damn.

"I LOVE THE USA"??

You've got to know your audience. The beefy morons in the stands yelling in unison "AND YOU CAN"T TEACH THAT, HOW YOU DOIN" just aren't going to vibe with the nuanced theatrics of the Vaudevillains.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED BOYO!

How is listening to some old fossil once called Smokey Robinson patriotic?

Hectoring, thy name is Ian MacKaye.

Keeping the Fat Boys but not the Fall?

Good lord, that girl is wearing White Girl Basic to a fucking tee.

Is it just me or is that pasty Shamus being demoted to the junior varsity?

Hey, more power to you for liking the band and not being swayed by such undue outside influences like getting older or getting a modicum of taste.

god, this is so cringingly fanboy.

I hope Batgirl trips over her Doc Martens and falls down a manhole into Killer Croc's big mouth.

Batman is a giant dick.