Jesus Christ can Deadspin please find someone else to talk about MLS? Someone who acknowledges the domestic league doesn’t have a 100 year headstart? Someone who has the self-awareness to recognize whining about rich people starting teams in MLS while pumping up the euro leagues is a trash take? Sorry the MLS isn’t…

Could have been worse. You could have left off the last four words of your headline.

Right behind you. I was just down a serial killer rabbit hole yesterday as well.

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

Machado absolutely did that on purpose, but who in the hell plays first like that? I was taught in little league to have your foot on the side of the bag so you wouldn’t get stepped on.

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

I’m not a lawyer, but basically it is illegal to discriminate in hiring because of sexual orientation. It seems it is not illegal to ask about it. However, any reasonable hiring process will forbid asking about sexual orientation, because it is not relevant to the job, so there isn’t any reason to ask, except because…

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

“Jerry Rodshoffer. 945 Summit St.

I could listen to Vin read the phone book. Cheers to Vin.

This is being blown all out of proportion. You see drunk and driving on the wrong side of the road as a negative. I see a player that is committed to getting ready for a career in the premier league.

Hull was in the crease

I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.

It might be more accurate to say Ovechkin smacked Crosby in the head with his stick.  

Pictured: Duncan, angry/happy when learning of the fraud/confession.

She put her hands on him first. Don’t forget that. They were both wrong for putting their hands on someone. Unfortunately, she got the worst of it.

You expect me to believe that a man who would punch a woman would also make a gay slur?