Don't worry, Kenickie — Zuko will beat this guy in the drag race.

Only 268 million codes? Someone will crack this by week 6. Imagine all the interesting instructions the opposing QB will receive in that game.

Is it so hard to imagine that there are passionate sports fans who get mad about this? Or is everyone reading this blog so completely resigned to cynicism that we can't be outraged anymore? For example, Dodgers fans might care that their team has been cheated out of a playoff spot.

Finally! If I had a nickel for all those times I needed a white board, but a piece of paper was inadequate...

If it's okay for Hope Solo to be on ladypart medications, then why isn't it okay for Manny Ramirez? Such an unfair double-standard.

I don't know what the Google is looking for, but they will have very complete data on the browsing habits of people who place a high value on $5. Everyone else will remain a mystery.

If the engine in that photo is 11 feet tall, then those are three really short men standing next to it.

Insanely Great!

"The Xerox algorithm privileges close-ups with the bird/animal taking up a large portion of the image. The background for these good look and feel images is simple whereby the majority have been taken with a field of view sufficiently deep to enable the bird to pop out of the image."

Nope. "Rises" in this headline sentence is a noun, and it is the subject of the sentence: "rises will make." The subject must be a noun.

Does every answer in the puzzle start with "i"?

I want to watch the epic beer pong games that must take place in this lab.

@wattznext: Correct. Which is also spousal abuse.

Hello, Unknown Tribe. We have recommendations for you. (Not Unknown Tribe?)

@Missing in Vlissingen: Of course, by "larger" I mean "longer."

@bygeorge: Correct. The illustrations understate the amount of bloat.

When did it become so unpleasant to go OUT to the movies?

@SavetoFavorites: 100% Correct. I would add "player pensions" to your list. Before free agency, pensions for retired players were the main thing Miller achieved — and something even this list of old-timers continues to benefit from.

Only in the car?

Oh, damn! It's the blue screen of — wait, nevermind.