Mom always said, don't play ball in the house.

Looks like The Goog is missing a few lakes, too — and has a very

They forgot "Gateway computers."

@toleroapto: Considering how easy it is to fake a screenshot, maybe shooting a photo of the monitor is actually more credible evidence? Just a thought.

Looks like he's up to about 275 pounds. (Per breast.)

I don't want to touch my desktop screen. I don't want smudges on it. This is the screen I use for editing photos and videos. These images look much better without finger smudges and grime.

You're from the Netherlands? Cool! Tell me this — how is the back-seat legroom on your bicycle? And how well does it keep groceries dry in the rain?

Rhino?

"It's an axiom everywhere in baseball, not to mention in life: you have to spend money to make money."

@Gottliebs Cards: Do you mean nudity? Because that's a noun. Using real words still can't erase the searing mental image of Little Joe.

219,000 miles on the original factory clutch in my '92 Civic, which I bought brand new.

I don't drink tea, so instead I have my incandescent bulbs installed in regular light fixtures. The waste heat from the bulbs makes my house slightly warmer, which allows me to burn less heating oil.

Spongebob?

Just to clarify, if you work at Wendy's and give free food to your friends, that isn't "stealing." It's assault.

"Any sharp commenters know for sure?"

If our ancestors in 1980 had imagined the kitchen of the future, would they have guessed that it would have exactly the same stuff in 2010 as it did in 1980? Because mine does.

Retractable shelves!??!? Man, I CANNOT WAIT until 2040!!!!1!1!one!

Wait, the graph is confusing. What color is porn?

Can someone clarify for me — just because something takes a long time to set up, does that automatically make it cool to watch? Because I appreciate the effort and all, but it isn't exactly the 350 mph rocket school bus.

"In the NBA, pickings are even slimmer."