She has some great shots there: Rosa Parks, Daphne du Maurier, Isabella Rosellini, Jude Law, the first plastic surgery patient (Walter Yeo) to name a few. The one of Heath Ledger makes me want to cry.

Practical Magic is my everything.

I like the half-otter man news the best. Otherwise it is breakups, twerking, real estate, babies. So same old same old.

Clown porn, obvs.

The actor who plays Toby (Richard schiff?) mentioned on twitter recently hat he thinks Toby was secretly the leak to cover up for CJ in the final seasons. I choose to accept this reality.

Uh, Kanye? I hate to break it to you, sweetums, but you impregnated a Kardashian...you've already gone "that mainstream."

I don't think I had ever really realized just how sensationalized national news coverage is until that day. I spent the whole day glued to local coverage and thought they did a great job - it's their city too and they were reporting the news as fellow residents going through the same emotions as the rest of us. Then…

It wasn't martial law. Our Dunks were still open! So fuck him and fuck terrorism! THEY'LL NEVER TAKE MY LARGE HALF SKIM CARAMEL ICED COFFEE!

How about one normal nipple and one that's winking?

Okay. Repeat after me.

I actually remember that episode. Which is funny, because I think I've watched maybe 6 episodes of that show in my life.

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by not being able to squish in Bo's fluff.

I thought you had to be mistaken, so I googled. Now I'm laughing.

I die every time. The little "eh! ehhh!" it does are the cutest thing ever. And a croc? Come on little dude, have some standards.

No no, turtles having sex with each other or with shoes (they really seem to like shoes), not with people. It's goddamn hilarious. They sound like squeaky toys.

The "misunderstanding" as described by the store owner is that the clerk didn't recognize Oprah. "Don't you see, we turn away black people all the time, just not famous ones!"

So the Farrah thing?

But at least he's doing it for science, and isn't just some random guy doing this in his basement or something. :)

He's like the Rational Answer to the Zimmermans of this world.