Where in the hell is this?!? That is amazing.

That sounds like my grandma, who once remarked that she would "Pencil in" a wedding date. She was right, the marriage lasted less than a year. She was full of handy advice like that. Miss that old bird, and I aspire to be like her. That I'm coming close and haven't gotten to my thirties yet is neither here nor there.

I'm guessing it was a transcription thing, but I'm from NY and I have said mum my whole life, because my mum said mum, and my grandma and all my aunts(which doesn't rhyme with ants) said mum. There are weird little pockets of it in the US, so we're not all phonies.

Me too. We'll be the last one's standing after killing all the others, so I think we're gonna be ok.

Wait, Mindy Kaling was interviewed in this issue of Vogue, and we got stuck with that Kardashian piece of shit on the cover instead? UGH! Anna, get your shit together!

Eh, my cat seeks out tote bags to hang out in, and has no problem being carried around in them. Cats are weird.

Jonathan Demme more importantly directed Silence of the Lambs! How does this not warrant a mention!

Not for nothing, but the Crystal Light "Lemonade" things are really yummy. Tart and not too sweet if I recall.

Oh man, Christina Hendricks should only ever wear L'Wren Scott, that's the best she's looked in ages.

That ad is like the weirdest but most fascinatingly amusing things I've ever seen. I don't know what happened, but I kind of love it...?

Hmm, I tried in incognito, and she's got security enough that I don't know how to work around. I'll see if I can get some screen grabs done up nice though...

Ah, if you had been the same one I would have laughed a lot. Yipes though. Good job.

....was it for a girl named Brittany's stupid somecard? Because that was my end....

And an excuse to keep your crazy uncle friended! Just look for the defenders!

Nice! I like when you make weird, strange friends that way. Like, hey! We agree on a basic thing, and are willing to fight for it. Seems like we should be pals.

Me too...

I just befriended a stranger on facebook because she went all out debunking a dumb friends anti-vaccination shit. It was a work of glory and I messaged her to tell her so. We're friends now.

Wait, so question. If you're only bringing three shirts and a dress, how the fuck often do you expect to be doing laundry on vacation? Seem more logical to skip the second bag, and go for more shirts so you're not suck re-washing stuff every other day...

Several years ago, a friend had a house party in South Boston that started at about 1 in the afternoon. It went pretty much as one would expect. I beat up a guy who tried to cut off my hair, told my ex to fuck off, lectured someone about Irish history for a long while, taught a girl how to step dance, and somehow made…

Sam Bee? No, though she did do a touch of damage