I'm not sure I absorbed anything after "Hypothetical 3rd Rock From the Sun reboot,". Seriously, that would be awesome!

Dammit New Girl, you are too good to cast her as a stunt!!!! Also, we already know Jess drinks and listens to TSwift after a break up, so too meta! And I mean that in a bad way. I love Community and that is too meta in a good way.

It was so annoying when I was little. As a strawberry blonde kid, I had either raggedy ann, or that one weird barbie friend. Or my mum's friend who got me the really nice Madame Alexander red haired doll. It was A Little Princess I think...

I know, the new ones are much more diverse, which is great! But they retired Felicity, the only red haired one! Gingers need love too, we get a lock of mockery...

Ahhh, the Disney Vault approach. Damn them!!!

What happened to all the old American Girls? The only ones left from when I was little are Addy and Molly! None of the others! They only get mini-dolls, not real ones.

In a rather demented way, I want to know how many are actually wearable...

We can have a blood donating party there! Party time!

Having been at more than a few cocktail parties with lots of ballerinas, I can tell you this is not news.

I know that is incredibly unhealthy, and it seems like she must have had some serious problems, but I just snorted laughing while reading that.

Oh man, if memory serves that's Bad Blood. The he said/she said vampire one with Luke Wilson. So good!!!

Oh man, love that! Right Poopyhead?

Justin Beiber living in a gated community makes me think of that episode of the X Files set in one. Maybe he's a garbage monster underneath all that douce.

I would watch the shit out of that. The. Shit. Out. Of. That.

AWESOME!

OMg, maybe he's Joffrey's spirit come to life in this world! That would explain so many, many things.

I know she mentioned the Hours in the list of movies up there, but I was rewatching this last night, and I think it does that on one level. I'm mostly thinking of the Meryl Streep timeline, but she's in a relationship with a woman, and it's never really addressed or mentioned, it's just her life. She's not defined by…

I'm underweight, one of my best friends is a little overweight, but mostly she just has giant breasts. I've heard the comments for both of us. All of them suck.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if someone asks if you have an eating disorder because of your size, you'd hate it too.

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