Exactly. All I know is 98 percent of black people I know have English, Scottish or Irish last names. I know zero Irish people with an African last name. That’s all I need to know about uber players in this oppression Olympics.

Brett: Aw, honey! Don’t worry about it. Remember, when that happens,

Does anyone feel like nobody really gives Meredith Kercher a second thought even those reporting on/investigating this case. This friend’s phone call is just a prime example. It didn’t even seem like the prime focus on prosecuting Amanda was because of the murder but more “look at this demonic sex-crazed whore.”

Did she murder her roommate? No. But she’s still completely unlikable and unsympathetic. I somehow like her even less than I did before watching this.

“But 👏 how 👏 is 👏 the 👏 dick?”

“I’m gonna look back on this year as the best year of my life.”

What the fuck is this image of it being so easy undocumented students to get into college? You don’t just fucking waltz in one day and get accepted, you have to work just as hard as the next person. In some states you have to pay more because they charge out-of-state tuition, meanwhile some states don’t even allow…

You mean George Soros?

“Mr. O’Reilly! Mr. O’Reilly! Are you drunk right now? Do you have a potato in your pocket?! Have you ever drowned a Protestant baby for The Pope?? Do you like your lucky charms???”

Jamie: “What are we cooking today Lindsey?
Lindsey: “Meth.”

The Irish dilemma. If you have a potato do you eat it now or wait for it to ferment and drink it.

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

You’re a better person than I am. Having worked on her show before and dealt with her entitled, asshole family, I don’t believe for a second this a) actually happened, and b) that her family deserves any sympathy for it if it somehow did happen. These are terrible people we’re talking about here. Not because the mom…

They know that. The Dark Knight broke box office records & it was quite dark. They NEEDED to take away the DC universe from that idiot Zack Snyder & now that they have, I’m hoping they’ll get their shit together (I’m a total DC stan. Fuck Marvel.) I love Watchmen but everything Snyder has touched since then has been a…

What was bad/sad about the Laura Dern/Ben Harper divorce? Didn’t Laura Dern totally pursue Ben Harper when he was already married?

Wasn’t Ben Harper married to his first wife when he started up with Laura Dern? Maybe don’t feel too bad for her.

a) what is most disturbing is the language used. It is so spiteful towards Angelina. “Smoking after cancer surgery” is proper low and the countless digs at her appearance and threats by “sexy young” assistant, actress, whatever. Even when the headline proclaims “Brad Cheats” there are always subheadings pointing out…