Chandler got weird when he started doing the news.

“Every time we can’t drill a well in America, terrorism is being funded”

It’s from the sequel 2084: Everything’s Still Fucked, it’s called asspeak.

Also, see every Katherine Heigl romantic comedy. And You’ve Got Mail. And one I saw on tv today: Something Borrowed.

Immediately after that quote, Stein wrote:

“She seems like she’s smart enough to insist on paying after the wedding though.”

Obviously you take the money up front cash, then don’t invite her to the wedding, and pretend she’s crazy if she tries to sue you for the money back.

“I’m an over analyzer which leads to over thinking at times.” I swear to God, I’ve seen this line on OK Cupid profiles.

“Were” some glaring grammar mistakes.

Is it just me or is it a red flag that crazy psycho doesn’t have social media account at age. I feel like she got caught catfishing someone or something at one point.

In college I was an RA for three years, and nothing is better than crazy roommates. My other job was as a Judicial Assistant, which means I went to a dorm other than the one I lived/worked in a couple of times a week to input all of their write ups, so they could be sent to student affairs, a perfect job for my nosy,…

My friend is convinced that she’s building their immune systems

Y’all I don’t understand the urban hipster farmer’s fascination with chickens. Take it from a country girl whose mom had some: they are NASTY AS FUCK. We had 3 when I was younger and of course when my parents would go on a trip I’d have to take care of them. When a coyote finally got them in the middle of the night I…

Don’t kiss any reptilian pets either, for that matter.

It’s impossible to be both “chill” and “a ticking time bomb.” This girl is a fucking nightmare, and I hope these two other girls can get out of being in a triple with her. I lived in a triple room for two years in college, and it’s already a lousy situation, even if you like your roommates.

Most important question: how did the first girl get into college?

I was an RA at my college and changing roommates is a PAIN IN THE ASS for literally everyone involved. When I was there, you had to have documented mediations from the RA, mediations with a higher-up in the student affairs office, a roommate contract, and proof that one roommate wasn’t holding up their end of the…

I’m totally chill as long as everything goes my way and nobody disagrees with me in any way. If you do disagree with me, then you are obviously trying to start WWIII and whatever comes after is your fault. Just give me everything I want and never, ever backtalk and we will get along great.

Most important question: how did the first girl get into college? Her letter is nearly illiterate. Winnie’s wasn’t horrible but there was some glaring grammar mistakes.