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Like most other men, you might someday find yourself standing in the glow of flickering department-store lights,

Can't beat this Indiana fan's insightful comment, replying to his local station's story:

Of course. But until the investigation (and we know NFL investigations are always totally legitimate and fair) finds wrongdoing, jumping to conclusions about the result isn't the best idea.

1. Cheating is wrong.

Well, the prostitute might have a family.

Isn't he one of those right-wingy family values guys? I swear I remember reading something to that effect about him during the last election.

Fun fact: Greg Anthony is one of the few open Republican athletes. I'm not saying it's related, but it does make it funnier.

I does feel like gas when you first start to feel the kicks, but holy shit, it became unmistakable around month 7, for me at least. My daughter kicked past my lung into my heart and I was sure I died for a second. It was horrible.

Well, all babies pre-1960's or 1970's were born with their mothers swilling beer and smoking. That alcohol/tobacco thing is pretty recent.

My favorite I didn't know I was pregnant was a skinny Irish lady in a rock band who gained about 5 lbs during the pregnancy that her bandmates attributed to chips and beer. She had always had irregular periods, and spotted occasionally during the pregnancy, so that combined with the lack of weight gain ... she had no

Never mind that A) You are most probably married, B) this kid is quite literally young enough to be your son, C) is your daughter's friend for some reason, and D) has just decided to announce his boner for you on social media, in front of your friends, work colleagues, boss, children and spouse. You are supposed to

I find it to be no coincidence that this young boy's cluelessness and selfishness manifested itself with a heavy dose of sexism and entitlement. How aghast he is that this is even being seen that way is part and parcel to the problem. He is genuinely perplexed at how distributing pictures of a woman in her bikini

what the fuck are you talking about? If he thought the teenage daughter could give consent for her mother going to prom with him, and that it was similar to asking for a lift, than he is a fucking moron in addition to be entitled. I wasn't that dumb as a teenager, and I was already using heroin

LOLLLL. Asking a friend's parents to drive you somewhere is TOTES THE SAME as asking a friend's parent to take you to prom and then blasting pictures of her in a bikini on Twitter to see if you could really get her to do it.

God the fucking male entitlement just starts SO. EARLY.

if you actually care about audio quality then you'd rather be dead than get anything by Beats.