I didn't know that Ellen was a Liberal Icon. Where do I pick up the little icon for my Liberal Altar? I have the perfect spot for her and Portia right between Elton and David and Neil and David. I call it my "Gay Corner" and it's fabulous.

Well I can't have "selective outrage" if I never knew about something in the first place. And this is the first time I'm seeing that picture! Both of these are inappropriate and shouldn't be celebrated as "cool things" to do to dogs. As for the "NO ONE IS MAD AT ELLEN FOR THE SAME THING" I clicked over to the FB link…

Well, if they'd been there to "take charge" he might have stopped but if you read the article you would know that he fought the uncle off of his girlfriend, the uncle fled the house and then he called the police. So he did let them "take charge" when they were there and the uncle came back to the house.

Oh come now. If someone had walked in when I was being raped it would have been one of the best moments of my life if they "drove him out with force" which is what the article states. Not that he beat him half to deal for the fun of it, but that he ended the threat to another person's autonomy.

I know. I'm not ashamed to say I got banned from commenting on her Facebook page.

RIGHT? It's a "lazy SERVICE DOG." BRB need to go drink all the wine and unfuck my mind.

Not just any dog but a dog provided to the Palin's by the Puppy Jake Foundation as a service dog for Trig. Normally these are only supplied to wounded vets.

No, no, just figured most here beyond the teen years.

This is why I avoid Reddit like the fucking plague that it is.

Our troll visitors seem really upset that a man was stopped from exercising his right to rape by some white knight beta mangina.

What makes the nephew an asshole?

you on reddit lulz

I'll remind you of that when you walk in on someone you love being raped.

Unless it was necessary

-sips Lipton-

He was acting in defense of another.

Yeah, it sounds like the nephew physically stopped the assault and drove the uncle out of the house and away from the girlfriend. If he packed a little extra force in those throws and enjoyed seeing his p.o.s. uncle's face turn to pulp... well, I can't blame him.

i showed my mother the photo and before i could tell her what happened she said, "ebola is horrible"

Guys, remember the law does word things in ways that neccessarily reflect our vernacular or emotions associated with said crime. "Criminal sexual conduct in the first degree" is a pretty big fucking deal in South Carolina. It's not like they wrote him a jaywalking ticket:

Nephew was not charged with anything. +1 for the police this time around.