if by sycophants you mean the majority of people starting and commenting on this thread then yes, troll. 2/10

You: I'm leaving

The childlike tantruming of the impotent child that is you-know-I'm-right is all of our rewards for feeding this troll. I thought it had promise too, oh well.

Seriously. Fucking Harvard, smartest person ever at Harvard Law. Maybe Palin can play bumpkin and get away with it, but Ted Fucking Cruz is PLAYING the "conservative base" of a once serious political party, of COURSE he knows better. Such utter bullshit. ::resumes drinking and weeping::

OriginalGawkerCommenter is a racist anti woman bigot, do not feed

OriginalGawkerCommenter is a bigoted racist anti woman troll. Do not feed this particular scum :)

I love you.

He can't help being angry and stupid.

You actually are getting schooled on the law, it's making me laugh.

But were their balls properly inflated??? That's all that matter sorry.

Ok stupid: you and your comments are stupid, therefore your intentional username is not clever, just a helpful description for the stupid posts you insist on subjecting the rest of us to. Hint for you, since you are too stupid to guess: lots of words does not equal anything intelligent to say. Thanks for demonstrating…

I mean he is telling you with his username that thinking is hard for him soooooo....

Never has a kinja username been so appropriate.

Why gawker can't be like wonkette and just ban these fucks from commenting I will never ever understand.

Flag and move on is the policy I *try* to follow...

Fuck you racist. Wait, fuck you stupid tone deaf racist.

Lemme guess you are the "I don't see color" type of passive racist. You are a fucking embarrassment.

Wow, this stupid, tone deaf comment makes me want to actually vomit. Bravo. Would you like a biscuit or a cookie with your name on it?