She is to good dancing what Trump is to good hair. She has the rhythm of a dog falling out of a tree in an earthquake and the self awareness of a landfill.

I’ve spent the last 8 years finding it refreshing to see the President have a mind, but, y’know, liberal elitist here.

Your sentence really doesn’t need “time for”.

I would like to think that I wouldn’t react poorly if I was a customer of a business who did that. I think you’re doing a good thing for a talented, qualified person who is recovering from an illness he’ll be recovering from for the rest of his life. There should be more employers like you.

I wouldn’t think less of someone else if they hired a fully qualified, talented employee who is a recovering addict, even if that employee relapsed. Even if that employee’s relapse caused problems at work and the employee had to be let go. Giving a talented, good person who happens to have a history of addiction a…

Well damn it. There goes my 2017 resolution to cut back on water and increase my alcohol intake.

WTF! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

Still, at 79 pounds, that would be one heavy hat.

God, I hope not! That’d be embarrassing if this is how I found out my wife was a Jezebel reader.

Are you my husband?

It was probably very easy to carry her through the park. I imagine she weighs about 79 lbs, and can probably fold herself into the shape of a hat or scarf.

Just once I want one of these really really old people to say “Yeah, I drink whiskey neat every night” so I can tell my wife I don’t have a problem, I have a plan.

my heart can break for several people at a time. it’s called compassion and humanity and decency.

Kind of off topic, but it must have been the shittiest pot in the universe if it didn’t make those Klan Fucks look at themselves in their pointy hats, realize how stupid they were, give up their racism, and go eat some ice cream.

I worry for my darker skinned family members. One cousin was talking about going to a rally and I became very scared for his safety. I def realize my privilege. I’m Latinx but looks white, I’m gay but present as straight, I’m fat so I don’t have to worry about unwanted sexual attention (which is a super bizarre…

What DWP said. Like Dan Savage tells his readers all the time, the only weapon you have against your relatives is your presence. Tell them clearly you will not be attending because you do not support their acceptance of racism and homophobia, then disappear off the face of the earth.

I tweeted her a tweet because I despise her and that’s how I deal with my feelings.

Yes, it should concern you if he expects to maintain a relationship with them. Too many sad stories of people who hang onto toxic family relationships because they believe blood is thicker than water. If he bends to the crazy, then you need to get out. If he stands up for you and himself and what is right and…

Next year they’ll be choosing a president.

This is what I ended up going with. It’s about as much forgiveness and teachable-momenty as I can muster right now, tbh.