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Hello. English person here. Ask me anything.

Please. Stay alive. It’s awful, but please stay. Can I help you in any way? I will if I can.

I’m 47 and still getting spots. I think the upside is that the sebum keeps the skin from going all crinkly?

This is insane. You are triple infinity hard core. My good giddy aunt. If there was a fella in my garden with a gun I would be crying for my mum, under my duvet.

Some of you may know, we just came back from the most idyllic holiday... I have been unable to sleep since coming home. Huh? Been catching up on all this *pussygate* fuckery.

My colleague dropped her mouth guard wotsit on the floor at work. Our manager was fully hassling her about how gross it was. I decided to deflect the shame (not even though) by recounting the story of how when, working in an office of only men.... I needed to go to the loo. Ended up being ambushed by one of them, chat…

Kaboooom!

Your powers are strong

I love him. What you said + a gazillion. What he is doing for STEM for young people is magnificent. Brrrrrruppp!

I checked my bank account last night, because *pay day*, right, said, umm, gulp W’happen??. Actually turned my calendar over to March. Then,this morning. Oh yeah. Ha. February, still.

Indigenous people who were not traditionally consuming alcohol tend to have a stronger reation.

Oh me so too. In my bedroom in London I watched his inauguration from start to finish. Knowing that little brown children like my son would know that anything was possible. Tears on my face.

He has now begun his PhD. Looking at tomato plants from south america that are able to survive in adverse conditions. To isolate the gene that allows this, in order to transfer it to other crops so they too can grow in the same conditions. He’s home for a few days for a conference, I’m so happy.

Hi there. I had a hysterectomy a couple of years ago ( aged 43) and it was the total best thing ever. My recovery was swift, my laundry is less and hahaa, no way I can can pregnant. Enjoy.

I was 20, had a newborn baby, was massively overweight, stretch marks, and then? A grape popping out my arse? Couldn't even. It took me 20 minutes of sobbing before I could vocalise to my Dr what my problem was. She laughed, ( not in a bad way, she'd just had twins) and said I was her 3rd piles patient that DAY. Poked…

I was in that movie. Aged 11. She complemented me on my freckles, as she had to spend hours in make up to achieve my *look* . Cool, huh?

I chortled. But so true. In my life, it has been the man who was meant to love me most who hurt me the worst. And random, sketchy, *red flag* guys who have been the kindest. For every sad tale, counterbalance of good.

This is one status I can completely relate to. Had my mancub very young, massive party girl, he's a grown man now, doing his Masters in Biology. Hard? Yes to the yes. Regrets? Only due to my, at times, shit mothering. Best thing I ever did, and my greatest achievement. Watch this space. That kiddo is gonna change the…

Dont much comment, but how that made me chuckle. Please, do more funny fings . Fanx.