Nice to know I have such power over people’s voting fingers. Now I just have to keep working on my ability to set them on fire with my brain.

Yeah. I get why he had to say it. I’m mostly proud of him for saying it, because that’s his job. It’s what he’s supposed to do. But truth be told we should be pretty clear now that our fellow citizens are not innately good. That doesn’t mean they’re innately evil either. They’re just selfish as fuck, and that in and…

I am a white, male gun nut living in Houston, Texas and im fucking embarrassed.

They could probably work jobs that don’t involve taking individuals to empty properties during times of day when no one is likely to be around to observe anything? I think it’s reasonable to think that certain jobs that offer unusually ample opportunities to commit particular crimes should probably be off-limits to…

Mate, whisky, a hot bath an vindaloo are my go-to cold cures. Hope you feel better soon - cheers!

Properly, it’s pajamas, robe, and slippers. That’s why it’s a tuxedo. Otherwise, it’s just separates/sportswear.

Takeout Chinese food that I didn’t even have to pick up myself because I am pathetic when I have a cold. My husband made the sacrifice of going out to forage for food and dressed up in his “going out pants”. Which are the same as his “walking the dogs” pants- and are really plaid flannel pajama bottoms. My teenaged…

Yeah, my mother was considering voting for the Conservative party here over the fact that Canada was bringing in 50,000 Syrian refugees. She was afraid about terrorists. I had to tell her: 1) Many terrorists are often born in the USA/Canada, 2) terrorists can be white as well, 3) terrorists can also come over by…

What excellent news about your kitty’s turnaround. He’s incredibly fluffy, so adorable!

I wholeheartedly agree with you. I’m from a blue state and found out my dad (expected) and sister (unexpected) are voting for Trump. I told them if Trump wins, I’m never talking to them again.

Hi Jezzies! Sorry to post this here on SNS, but it must be done.

Gotta shut that shit down, rip it off like a band aid. Break ups blow but it’s the easiest way. Sucks about your gam, especially that it was unexpected. I’ll send you all the positive mental energy I can muster internet stranger.

So sorry to hear about the loss of your grandmother.

Yes, I am home now. Having a moscato in honor of that being the only alcohol my grandmother ever drank. Normally a beer man, but since she thought beer was disgusting this seemed more appropriate.

Oh, I am so sorry. Both suck, but Grandma dying super sucks. Though your post is giving me a little perspective on feeling bad about my lot right now. So a little thank you as well for putting it out there, you perhaps unintentionally, helped righten my ship.

Lauryn Hill’s song for her son, Zion still makes me cry! I had just found out I was pregnant with my son and those lyrics spoke to me.

how lucky your kid is to have a supportive and understanding parent!

This year is also the 70th anniversary of Germany’s the world’s very first sex shop. The shops are nowadays named after the founder Beate Uhse. She was an aerobatics pilot before she opened her first shop. She was sued over 2000 times by people who thought her business was immoral — she won every single case.

I don’t have any insight. I just want to say that I love it when a child reveals “This is me,” and a parent says “Okay.”

Almost tow years ago to the day, my on-and-off boyfriend of seven years committed suicide. We weren’t dating at the time, but it still hit me like a train.